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Merch-Enticing!

6/7/2016

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UPDATE: The First To Come discount has been extended! Pre-order by Thursday June 16 at Noon CT for 20% off your entire order.

On the chest or down the throat? Well, now you can have it both ways!


Introducing the Seamen Store. We now have extra François to take home with you! In its virgin incarnation, we have a mug and two t-shirts available for your pleasure:
First, get a taste of François with this delicious 15 oz mug, which says "I Taste François from the tip of my tongue..." (and then turn it over to say) "...to the back of my throat."​

​But if sending François down your throat isn't enough, you can also have François on your chest, with these fabulous T-shirts, bearing the titles of François' first two books - There's Seamen on the Poop-Deck! and My Coxswain Is Bigger Than Yours. 

Pre-order by Thursday June 16 at Noon CT, and get 20% off your entire order! (Enter Promo Code FIRST2COME at checkout.)

Bonus: If you need extra François to keep you satisfied, congratulations! Order two or more items and I'll give you a copy of each book absolutely free! 
 
For those who live in the Houston area, your merchandise will be available for pick-up at Comicpalooza on June 17-19. If you want them shipped to you (or meant to pick them up but didn't), they will be sent out the following week. 
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2 Comments
Jay
6/20/2016 12:44:13 pm

A mug like that deserves attention. I can't wait to wrap both hands around the hot tasty treat and drink down every last bit from inside, swallowing it all and not losing a single drop.

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