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Dates & Private Events

François does private events! (And if you're lucky, you might get to see his privates. I mean, seamen.)  To book François for a bachelor party, bachelorette party, or even just a raunchy romp, contact him at francois@seamensexology.com. 

In the mean time, if you want to see François' flesh publicly (or even meet him in person) here's where he'll be both up and coming:
Wizard World New OrleansErnest N. Morial Center, New Orleans, LAJan 4-6, 2019François will be in booth B9 in Artist Alley and be performing his Raunchy Romp Saturday at 7:30 pm in Rom 291! Take off 20% (Ooh-la-la!) with code LEFOUTRE20 at checkout!
Wizard World St. LouisAmerica's Center, St. Louis, MOApr 5-7, 2019François will have a booth in Artist Alley and be performing his Raunchy Romp Saturday night! Take off 20% (Ooh-la-la!) with code LEFOUTRE20 at checkout!
Texas Kink FestNear Houston, TXMay 2-5, 2019He was such a hit last year, François is back for more! Note: TKF is an invite-only event. Contact François directly if you think he knows you well enough to invite you.
ComicpaloozaGeorge R. Brown Convention Center, Houston, TXMay 10-12, 2019François will be in booth 3941 in Artist Alley!
Wizard World PhiladelphiaPennsylvania Convention Center, Philadelphia, PAJune 13-16, 2019François will have a booth in Artist Alley and be performing his Raunchy Romp Saturday night! Take off 20% (Ooh-la-la!) with code LEFOUTRE20 at checkout!
Wizard World ChicagoDonald E. Stephens Convention Center, Rosemont, ILAug 22-25, 2019François will have a booth in Artist Alley and be performing his Raunchy Romp Saturday night! Take off 20% (Ooh-la-la!) with code LEFOUTRE20 at checkout!
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