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Dates & Private Events

François does private events! (And if you're lucky, you might get to see his privates. I mean, seamen.)  To book François for a bachelor party, bachelorette party, or even just a raunchy romp, contact him at [email protected]. 

In the mean time, if you want to see François' flesh publicly (or even meet him in person) here's where he'll be both up and coming:
Kansas City Renaissance FestivalBonner Springs, KSWeekends
Aug 30 -
Oct 13
François will be roaming the lanes and performing his Raunchy Romp daily at 12:45, 2:45, and 4:45.
St. Louis Renaissance FestivalWentzville, MOOct 18-19,
25-26
François will be roaming the lanes and performing his Raunchy Romp during the last two weekends of the festival. Check the schedule for stage and showtimes.
Venezia Renaissance FestivalBonita Springs, FLJan 10-11,
17-18, 2026
François will be roaming the lanes and performing his Raunchy Romp at Venezia for the very first time. Check the schedule the week of for stage and showtimes.
Kerrville Renaissance FestivalKerrville, TXJan 24, 25, 31
& Feb 1, 2026
François will be roaming the lanes and performing his Raunchy Romp during the second and third weekends of Kerrville this year. Check the schedule the week of for stage and showtimes.
Bay Area Renaissance FestivalDade City, FLWeekends
Feb 14 -
Mar 29, 2026
François will be roaming the lanes and performing his Raunchy Romp during the second and third weekends of Kerrville this year. Check the schedule the week of for stage and showtimes.
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