Dates & Private Events

François does private events! (And if you're lucky, you might get to see his privates. I mean, seamen.)  To book François for a bachelor party, bachelorette party, or even just a raunchy romp, contact him at [email protected]. 

In the mean time, if you want to see François' flesh publicly (or even meet him in person) here's where he'll be both up and coming:

Bay Area Renaissance Festival	Dade City, FL	Weekends Feb 14 - Mar 29, 2026	François will be roaming the lanes and performing his Raunchy Romp four times per day. Buy tickets here and use coupon code BARFSEAMEN26 for $3 off General Admission tickets!
Michigan Renaissance Festival	Holly, MI	Weekends Aug 22-23, 29-30, 2026	François will be in Michigan for the first two weekends only, roaming the lanes and performing his Raunchy Romp daily. Check back closer to the time for showtimes.
Kansas City Renaissance Festival	Bonner Springs, KS	Weekends Sep 5 - Oct 18, 2026	François will be roaming the lanes and performing his Raunchy Romp daily. Check back closer to the time for showtimes.
St. Louis Renaissance Festival	Wentzville, MO	Oct 24, 25, 31, Nov 1, 2026	François will be roaming the lanes and performing his Raunchy Romp during the last two weekends of the festival. Check the schedule for stage and showtimes.
Texas Viking Festival	Paige, TX	Dec 5-6, 12-13, 19-20, 2026	François will be roaming the lanes and performing his Raunchy Romp yet again! Check the schedule for stage and showtimes.
Venezia Renaissance Festival	Bonita Springs, FL	Jan 9-10, 16-17, 2027	François will be roaming the lanes and performing his Raunchy Romp at Venezia! Dates likely to change. Check the schedule the week of for stage and showtimes.
Kerrville Renaissance Festival	Kerrville, TX	Jan 23, 24, 30 & Jan 31, 2027	François will be roaming the lanes and performing his Raunchy Romp during the second and third weekends of Kerrville. Check the schedule the week of for stage and showtimes.