Dates & Private Events

François does private events! (And if you're lucky, you might get to see his privates. I mean, seamen.)  To book François for a bachelor party, bachelorette party, or even just a raunchy romp, contact him at [email protected]. 

In the mean time, if you want to see François' flesh publicly (or even meet him in person) here's where he'll be both up and coming:

Fan Expo Chicago	Rosemont, IL	Aug 14-16, 2026	François will be in Chicago for the first time since 2019! He'll be selling his books and doing his performing his Raunchy Romp on Saturday night.
Michigan Renaissance Festival	Holly, MI	Weekends Aug 22-23, 29-30, 2026	François will be in Michigan for the first two weekends only, roaming the lanes and performing his Raunchy Romp daily. Check back closer to the time for showtimes.
Kansas City Renaissance Festival	Bonner Springs, KS	Weekends Sep 5 - Oct 18, 2026	François will be roaming the lanes and performing his Raunchy Romp daily. Check back closer to the time for showtimes.
St. Louis Renaissance Festival	Wentzville, MO	Oct 24-25, 2026	François will be roaming the lanes and performing his Raunchy Romp during the last weekend of the festival. Check the schedule for stage and showtimes.
Texas Viking Festival	Paige, TX	Dec 5-6, 12-13, 19-20, 2026	François will be roaming the lanes and performing his Raunchy Romp yet again! Check the schedule for stage and showtimes.
Venezia Renaissance Festival	Bonita Springs, FL	Jan 9-10, 16-17, 2027	François will be roaming the lanes and performing his Raunchy Romp at Venezia! Dates likely to change. Check the schedule the week of for stage and showtimes.
Kerrville Renaissance Festival	Kerrville, TX	Jan 23, 24, 30 & Jan 31, 2027	François will be roaming the lanes and performing his Raunchy Romp during the second and third weekends of Kerrville. Check the schedule the week of for stage and showtimes.
Bay Area Renaissance Festival	Dade City, FL	Weekends Feb 13 - Mar 28, 2027	François will be roaming the lanes and performing his Raunchy Romp four times per day. Buy tickets in advance with my personal coupon code (TBA) for $3 off General Admission tickets!