I'm sure you've always wondered how François delivers such alarming imagery in his books. You might think that phrases like "trumpet clapper" and "cul-de-sac" pour forth effortlessly from me, but no! I have help!
My favorite tool ... for writing books in The Seamen Sexology ... happens to be the Dictionary of Sexual and Scatological Euphemisms. Ever wondered what a brown-hatter is? It'll tell you. Need some semen-related terms like "pearl necklace" or "pecker tracks"? It's got 'em. Looking for a euphemism for male genitalia? It doesn't have one for that ... it has 279 of them.
I stumbled upon "Sex-Scat" several years ago, and since then it's become an invaluable source of inspiration. Yes, I admit it. Sex-Scat is one of the things that keeps me inspired.
But lo! I recently went to visit my favorite tool, and it was gone! Wiped up! Cleansed from the Internet as if in preparation for going over the bridge to plimpton!
Fortunately, after searching deep inside the Internet's annals I was able to uncover an archived copy. And since I don't want anyone else to be left with stone ache as I was, I have decided to republish it here, for the enjoyment of all.
My favorite tool ... for writing books in The Seamen Sexology ... happens to be the Dictionary of Sexual and Scatological Euphemisms. Ever wondered what a brown-hatter is? It'll tell you. Need some semen-related terms like "pearl necklace" or "pecker tracks"? It's got 'em. Looking for a euphemism for male genitalia? It doesn't have one for that ... it has 279 of them.
I stumbled upon "Sex-Scat" several years ago, and since then it's become an invaluable source of inspiration. Yes, I admit it. Sex-Scat is one of the things that keeps me inspired.
But lo! I recently went to visit my favorite tool, and it was gone! Wiped up! Cleansed from the Internet as if in preparation for going over the bridge to plimpton!
Fortunately, after searching deep inside the Internet's annals I was able to uncover an archived copy. And since I don't want anyone else to be left with stone ache as I was, I have decided to republish it here, for the enjoyment of all.
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