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Glossary of Sexual and Scatological Euphemisms

Male Genitalia — Well-Endowed Male — Semen — Ejaculation — Testicles — Scrotum
Crab Lice — Syphilis — Gonorrhea
Female Genitalia — Breasts — Menstruation — Sanitary Napkins — Pregnant
Fornication — Sexual Arousal — Testalgia — Premature Ejaculation — Condoms — Erections
Illegitimate Child — Lecher — Easy Woman — Prostitute — Pimp — Brothel
Male Masturbation — Female Masturbation
Male Homosexuals — Female Homosexuals — Sodomite — Anal Intercourse
Analingus — Fellatio — Cunnilingus — Mutual Oral Sex — Group Sex
Posteriors — Excrement — Defecate — Flatulence — Urine — Urinate — Toilet

MALE GENITALIA -- (Top)

  • Aaron's Rod
  • Arm
  • Baby-Maker
  • Blue Vein Meatroll
  • Bald-Headed Butler
  • Bald-Headed Mouse
  • Belly Buster
  • Bathtub eel
  • Bearded Blood Sausage
  • Bird
  • Bone
  • Baloney
  • Banana
  • Bat
  • Bayonet
  • Bean Tosser
  • Beef
  • Belly Ruffian
  • Blade
  • Broomstick
  • Bum Tickler
  • Bush Beater
  • Button-Hole Worker
  • Cock
  • Candle
  • Carrot
  • Club
  • Crack Haunter
  • Cranny Hunter
  • Cracksman
  • Creamstick
  • Culty Gun
  • Carnal Stump
  • Chicken
  • Child-Getter
  • Chink-Stopper
  • Corey
  • Crook
  • Dick
  • Dork
  • Dong
  • Doniker
  • Dingus
  • Dipstick
  • Dagger
  • Dart of Love
  • Dearest Member
  • Dicky
  • Ding-Dong
  • Dinger
  • Dingle-Dangle
  • Dummy
  • Dodaddy
  • Dolly
  • Dooflicker
  • Down-Leg
  • Dragon
  • Eel
  • End
  • Family-Organ
  • Fiddle Bow
  • Fish
  • Fishing Rod
  • Flapper
  • Fool-Sticker
  • Forefinger
  • Fucker
  • Foreman
  • Gun
  • Gut Wrench
  • Giggle Stick
  • Gadget
  • Gardener
  • Giggling Pin
  • Gooser
  • Gravy Maker
  • Frinding Tool
  • Gristle
  • Gut Stick
  • Hair Splitter
  • Hambone
  • Hammer
  • Hanging Johnny
  • Hoe Handle
  • Holy Porker
  • Horn
  • Hose
  • Hot Rod
  • Heat-Seeking Moisture
  • Missle
  • Hairy Hot Dog
  • Jack in the Box
  • Jemson
  • Jerking Iron
  • Jigger
  • Jing Jang
  • Jockam
  • Johnnie
  • Johnny One-Eye the
  • Bald-Headed Champ
  • Johnson
  • Joint
  • Joy Knob
  • Joy Prong
  • Joy Stick
  • Key
  • Kidney Cracker
  • Kidney Wiper
  • Kielbasa
  • King Member
  • Knob
  • Knocker
  • Ladies' Delight
  • Ladies' Lollipop
  • Ladies' Treasure
  • Lamp of Life
  • Lance
  • Life Preserver
  • Little Brother
  • Little Willie
  • Liver Turner
  • Live Sausage
  • Lizard
  • Lob
  • Lobcock
  • Lobster
  • Lollypop
  • Long John
  • Love Dart
  • Love Gun
  • Love Muscle
  • Lucy
  • Lung Disturber
  • Mad Mick
  • Magic Wand
  • Man-Root
  • Marrow Bone
  • Master John Thursday
  • Master of Ceremonies
  • Meat
  • Meat Hook
  • Meat Whistle
  • Member
  • Merrymaker
  • Middle Leg
  • Milkman
  • Mister Goodwrench
  • Mister Tom
  • Mouse
  • Muscle
  • Mutton Dagger
  • My Body's Captain
  • Natural Scythe
  • Needle
  • Nimrod
  • Nippy
  • Noodle
  • Noony
  • Old Blind Bob
  • One-Eyed Milkman
  • One-Eyed Trouser Trout
  • One-Eyed Night Crawler in a Turtle-Neck Sweater
  • One-Eyed Wonder Worm
  • Pant Muscle
  • Pecker
  • Pee-Pee
  • Pen
  • Pencil
  • Pendulum
  • Perch
  • Peter
  • Piccolo
  • Picklock
  • Pikestaff
  • Pile Driver
  • Pin
  • Pink Pencil
  • Pipe
  • Pisser
  • Pistol
  • Plugtail
  • Pocket Piccolo
  • Pocket Rocket
  • Pointer
  • Poker
  • Pole
  • Pork
  • Pork Sword
  • Post
  • Prick
  • Pride & Joy
  • Prong
  • Pud
  • Pudding
  • Pump Handle
  • Purple-Helmeted Warrior of Love
  • Pup
  • Putz
  • Quickening Peg
  • Quimstake
  • Ram
  • Ramrod
  • Raw Meat
  • Reamer
  • Red Cap
  • Rod
  • Rod of Love
  • Rolling Pin
  • Root
  • Rudder
  • Rupert
  • St. Peter
  • Russel the Wonder
  • Muscle
  • Salami
  • Sausage
  • Sceptre
  • Schlong
  • Sexing Piece
  • Shaft
  • Shmock
  • Short Arm
  • Sove Devil
  • Shvontz
  • Silent Flute
  • Skin Flute
  • Snake
  • Spigot
  • Spike-Faggot
  • Spindle
  • Split-Rump
  • Spout
  • Staff
  • Steaming Hot Kanga
  • Stem
  • Stick
  • Sting
  • Stump
  • Sugar Stick
  • Sword
  • Tail Pin
  • Tally-Whacker
  • Tassel
  • Tent Pig
  • Thing
  • Third Leg
  • Thistle
  • Throbber
  • Throbbing Python of Love
  • Tickle-Gizzard
  • Tickler
  • Tong
  • Tool
  • Torch or Cupid
  • Toy
  • Trap-Stick
  • Trouser Anaconda
  • Tube Steak
  • Uncle Dick
  • Vomiting Cobra
  • Wand
  • Wang
  • Wazoo
  • Weapon
  • Wedge
  • Weenie
  • Whacker
  • Whip
  • Whistle
  • Whore-Pipe
  • Wick
  • Willie
  • Wingle
  • Wire
  • Worm
  • Yang
  • Yard
  • Yosh
  • Zubrick

WELL-ENDOWED (MALE) -- (Top)

  • Basket for Days
  • Donkey-Rigged
  • Double-Shung
  • Hung Like a Bull
  • Miracle Meat
  • Timbered
  • Tons of Basket
  • Tons of Meat
  • Well-Favored by Nature
  • Well Hung
  • Yard

SEMEN -- (Top)

  • Baby Food
  • Baby Juice
  • Bull Gravy
  • Buttermilk
  • Chism
  • Come
  • Cream
  • Crud
  • Cum
  • Duck Butter
  • Fetch
  • Glue
  • Gravy
  • Hockey
  • Honey
  • Hot Milk
  • Jam
  • Jazz
  • Jelly
  • Jism
  • Jizz
  • Juice
  • Letch Water
  • Load
  • Love Liquor
  • Man Oil
  • Marrow
  • Mettle
  • Mild
  • Oil of Man
  • Ointment
  • Oyster
  • Prick Juice
  • Pudding
  • Scum
  • Seed
  • Slime
  • Soap
  • Spendings
  • Sperm
  • Spew
  • Spratz
  • Spume
  • Spunk
  • Starch
  • Stuff
  • Tail Juice
  • Tail Water
  • Tallow
  • Wad
  • White Blow
  • White Honey

SEMEN-RELATED

  • Pearl Necklace
  • Pecker Tracks
  • Wet Dream

EJACULATING -- (Top)

  • Big Bang
  • Bust Your Nuts
  • Come
  • Come Off
  • Cream
  • Cum
  • Die in a Woman's Lap
  • Drop Your Load
  • Fire a Shot
  • Get Off
  • Get the Dirty off Your Chest
  • Get Wet
  • Get Your Cookies
  • Get Your Jollies
  • Get Your Rocks Off
  • Go Off
  • Number Three
  • Pop a Nut
  • Shoot
  • Shoot Off
  • Shoot Your Wad
  • Spend
  • Squirt

TESTICLES -- (Top)

  • Ballocks
  • Balls
  • Bangers
  • Beecham's Pills
  • Bird's Eggs
  • Boo-Boos
  • Charlies
  • Cherries
  • Chestnuts
  • Clangers
  • Cojones
  • Cubes
  • Danglers
  • Eggs
  • Family Jewels
  • Glands
  • Goolies
  • Jewels
  • Kanakas
  • Love Apples
  • Marbles
  • Marshmallows
  • Nards
  • Nuts
  • Onions
  • Plums
  • Pounders
  • Rocks
  • Seeds
  • Slashers
  • Spunk Holders
  • Squirrel Food
  • Stones
  • Swingers

SCROTUM -- (Top)

  • Ball Bag
  • Hairy Bag
  • Poke
  • Sack

CRAB LICE -- (Top)

  • Active Citizens
  • Crabs
  • Crotch Crickets
  • Gentlemen's Companions
  • Neighbors To the South
  • Pants Rabbits
  • Seam Squirrels

SYPHILIS -- (Top)

  • Coachman on the Box
  • French Gout
  • Irish Mutton
  • Ladies' Fever
  • Lifelong Friend
  • Neapolitan Bone Ache
  • Old Joe
  • Siff
  • Spanish Needle
  • The Old Dog

GONORRHEA -- (Top)

  • Burner
  • Clap
  • Dose
  • Gleet
  • Glim
  • Haircut
  • Lues
  • Lulu
  • Morning Drop
  • Piss Pins and Needles
  • Piss Pure Cream
  • Stank Cock
  • Strain
  • Tear

FEMALE GENITALIA -- (Top)

  • Ace of Spades
  • Adam's Cave
  • Altar of Love
  • Bearded Clam
  • Beaver
  • Belly Entrance
  • Black Bess
  • Bluebeard's Closet
  • Box
  • Brown Madam
  • Bull's Eye
  • Bunny
  • Bush
  • Button Hole
  • Cabbage Patch
  • Canal
  • Candle Holder
  • Cat's Meat
  • Cave of Harmony
  • Cavern
  • Cellar Door
  • Chocha
  • Cleft
  • Clutch
  • Cockpit
  • Cookie
  • Coot
  • Cootch
  • Cooze
  • Coupler
  • Crack
  • Cranny
  • Crease
  • Crevice
  • Crotch
  • Crumpet
  • Cunny
  • Cunt
  • Dimple
  • Divine Scar
  • Donut
  • Drain
  • Eel-Skinner
  • Fish Tank
  • Flytrap
  • Fort Bushy
  • Front Window
  • Fur
  • Furbox
  • Furburger
  • Furrow
  • Gap
  • Gaper
  • Gash
  • Gate of Heaven
  • Ginch
  • Ginny
  • Girl-Street
  • Goat-Milker
  • Gully-Hole
  • Hair
  • Haircourt
  • Hair Pie
  • Happy Valley
  • Harbor of Hope
  • Hatch
  • Hog Eye
  • Hole
  • Honey-Hive
  • Honey-Pot
  • Horse Collar
  • Hot Box
  • Hot Spot
  • House Under the Hill
  • Irish Fortune
  • Itching Jenny
  • Jack Nasty-Face
  • Jaxy
  • Jelly-Roll
  • Juice Box
  • Keyhole
  • Lady Jane
  • Lamp of Love
  • Lapland
  • Lather-Maker
  • Little Mary
  • Locker
  • Long-Eye
  • Love Tunnel
  • Lower Lips
  • Magpie's Nest
  • Main Vein
  • Manhole
  • Mark of the Beast
  • Meat
  • Meat Grinder
  • Mom's Homemade Slit Pie
  • Mound
  • Mount Pleasant
  • Mouse
  • Mouth-that-Cannot-Bite
  • Muff
  • Naf
  • Nature's Tufted Treasure
  • Nest
  • Niche
  • Nook
  • Nooky
  • Notch
  • Oat-Bin
  • Old Mossyface
  • Organ Grinder
  • Oven
  • Oyster Catcher
  • Patch
  • Pelt
  • Penwiper
  • Pie
  • Piece
  • Pin Cushion
  • Pipe Cleaner
  • Piss Flaps
  • Pit
  • Playpen
  • Pocket
  • Poke Hole
  • Poontang
  • Poor Man's Blessing
  • Prick Purse
  • Pussy
  • Quiff
  • Quim
  • Quiver
  • Rose
  • Screw-Hole
  • Slash
  • Slit
  • Slot
  • Snapper
  • Snappin' Pussy
  • Snatch
  • Snatch-Box
  • Stank
  • Steam Room
  • Stuff
  • Socket
  • Sportsman's Gap
  • Sugar Basin
  • Tail
  • Temple of Low Men
  • Tool-Chest
  • Toy Shop
  • Treasure Chest
  • Trench
  • Triangle
  • Trim
  • Tube
  • Tuna Taco
  • Tunnel
  • Tunnel of Love
  • Twat
  • Tweeze
  • Twitcher
  • Vag
  • Valley
  • Venus Highway
  • Vertical Smile
  • Wet Cave of Lust
  • Wooly-Booger
  • Works
  • Yawne
  • Yum-Yum

FEMALE GENITAL-RELATED

  • Boy-In-The-Bush
  • Bush
  • Button
  • Cherry
  • Clamp
  • Clit
  • Clitty
  • Cleopatra
  • Lady's Low Toupee
  • Lather
  • Letch-Water
  • Love Juice
  • Man-in-the-Canoe
  • Merkin
  • Mugget
  • Pussy Fart
  • Vaginal Blood Fart

BREASTS -- (Top)

  • Apples
  • Balcony
  • Balloons
  • Bangers
  • Bazongas
  • Bazooms
  • Bean Bags
  • Big Brown Eyes
  • Bon-Bons
  • Boobies
  • Boobs
  • Bottles
  • Boulders
  • Bullets
  • Bumpers
  • Busters
  • Butterbags
  • Cantaloupes
  • Gazongas
  • Glands
  • Globes
  • Grapefruits
  • Guavas
  • Handful
  • Hand-Warmers
  • Headers
  • Headlights
  • Hills
  • Honkers
  • Hooters
  • Howitzers
  • Jaboos
  • Jibs
  • Jugs
  • Jumbos
  • Kazongas
  • Knobs
  • Knockers
  • Lactoids
  • Loaves
  • Loblollies
  • Love Bubbles
  • Love Muffins
  • Lulus
  • Lungs
  • Mammets
  • Mams
  • Mangoes
  • Meatballs
  • Meat Loaves
  • Melons
  • Milk Cans
  • Milk Shop
  • Mounds
  • Mount of Lilies
  • Mountains
  • Muffins
  • Mulligans
  • Murphies
  • Nancies
  • Nature's Fonts
  • Niblets
  • Ninnies
  • Nippers
  • Nodules
  • Noogies
  • Nubbies
  • Nuts
  • Oranges
  • Orbs
  • Ottomans
  • Pair
  • Palookas
  • Papayas
  • Paps
  • Peaches
  • Peaks
  • Pears
  • Pects
  • Peepers
  • Pillows
  • Pips
  • Pokers
  • Pontoons
  • Potatoes
  • Pumpkins
  • Pumps
  • Rib Cushions
  • Roundies
  • Sandbags
  • Scones
  • Scoops
  • Set
  • Shakers
  • Shimmies
  • Skin Sacks
  • Snuggle Pups
  • Spheres
  • Spuds
  • Stacks
  • Stuffing
  • Sweater Meat
  • Sweet Rolls
  • Swingers
  • Tamales
  • Tetons
  • Tidbits
  • Tits
  • Titters
  • Titties
  • Tomatoes
  • Tooters
  • Torpedoes
  • Twangers
  • Twin Peaks
  • Twofers
  • Umlauts
  • Upper Deck
  • Waldos
  • Warheads
  • Warts
  • Watermelons
  • Whoppers
  • Wobblers
  • Wongas
  • Yabbos
  • Yams
  • Zeppelins

MENSTRUATION -- (Top)

  • Aunt Flo
  • Aunt Rosie Is in Town
  • All's Not Quiet on the Waterfront
  • Blood Week
  • Collywobbles
  • Curse of Eve
  • Drip
  • Entertain the General
  • Fall off the Roof
  • Flying the Flag
  • Holy Week
  • Having the Painters in High Tide
  • Jinx
  • Little Sister is Here
  • Monthlies
  • My Buddy
  • My Friend
  • On the Bun
  • On the Pole
  • On the Rag
  • Period
  • Problem
  • Ragging
  • Ragtime
  • Red Flag
  • Red Sails in the Sunset
  • Riding the Cotton Pony
  • Road Up for Repairs
  • Sick
  • Stop Sign
  • Tail Flowers
  • That Time
  • That Way
  • The Captain is at Home
  • The Curse
  • The Foe
  • The Hammock is Swinging
  • The Plague
  • The Thing
  • The Visitor
  • Turns
  • Wearing the Bulky Roll
  • Woman's Home Companion

SANITARY NAPKIN -- (Top)

  • Bandage
  • Clout
  • Cunt Rag
  • Fanny Rag
  • Flag
  • Granny Rag
  • Man Hole Cover
  • Mouth Mattress
  • Muck Rag
  • Mutt Rag
  • Pleasure Garden Padlock
  • Rag
  • Red Flag
  • Window Blind

PREGNANT -- (Top)

  • About-To-Find-Pups
  • Apron Up
  • Baby-Bound
  • Bagged
  • Belly Up
  • Big with Child
  • Broken-Kneed
  • Clucky
  • Cocked-Up
  • Coming Fresh
  • Delicate Condition
  • Double-Ribbed
  • Gragrant
  • Full of Heir
  • Gone To Seed
  • Have a Dumpling
  • Have One in the Oven
  • Have One's Cargo Aboard
  • In a Family Way
  • In Pod
  • In the Pudding Club
  • In Trouble
  • Knocked Up
  • Loaded
  • Looking Piggy
  • On the Bones
  • P.G.
  • Pillowed
  • Preggers
  • Preggy
  • Shot in the Giblets
  • Storked
  • Stung By a Serpent
  • Swallowed a Watermelon Seed
  • Up and Coming
  • Up the Stick
  • Wedged Up
  • With Squirrel

FORNICATION -- (Top)

  • A Bit of Jam
  • Action
  • Ball
  • Ballock
  • Baloney Ride
  • Bananas and Cream
  • Bang
  • Basket Making
  • Batter
  • Beef
  • Beef Injection
  • Be in a Woman's Beef
  • Belly Ride
  • Belt
  • Blanket Drill
  • Board
  • Blow off the Loose
  • Corns
  • Boff
  • Bone
  • Bore
  • Bottle
  • Bounce
  • Bump
  • Bumper
  • Bump Fur
  • Bunny Fuck
  • Bury One's Wick
  • Bury the Bone
  • Bush Patrol
  • Buzz the Brillo
  • Cane
  • Change One's Luck
  • Charge
  • Chuck a Tread
  • Climb
  • Cock Up
  • Come Across
  • Couple With
  • Cover
  • Crack It
  • Cram
  • Crawl
  • Cream
  • Cut
  • Dance the Mattress Jig
  • Daub of the Brush
  • Dick
  • Dicky Dunk
  • Diddle
  • Dip Your Stinger in the Honey
  • Dip Your Stick
  • Dip Your Wick
  • Dirty Work at the Crossroads
  • Do
  • Do a Dive in the Dark
  • Do a Flop
  • Do a Push
  • Do a Slide Up the Board
  • Dog
  • Do It
  • Do the Deed
  • Do the Nasty
  • Ease Nature
  • Exchange Spits
  • Feather-Bed Jig
  • Feed the Dummy
  • Fiddle
  • Firk
  • Fit End To End
  • Fix Her Plumbing
  • Flesh Session
  • Flop
  • Flop in the Hay
  • Four-Legged Frolic
  • Frig
  • Fuck
  • Fun and Games
  • Get a Bit
  • Get a Chunk
  • Get a Crumpet
  • Get a Hunk
  • Get a Little
  • Get a Piece
  • Get a Snippet
  • Get a Wet One
  • Get Home
  • Get In
  • Get Into Her Pants
  • Get Into Some Serious Flesh
  • Get It On
  • Get Jack in the Orchard
  • Get Laid
  • Get Lucky
  • Get One's Ashes Hauled
  • Get One's Greens
  • Get One's Leather Stretched
  • Get One's Noodle Wet
  • Get One's Oil Changed
  • Get Some
  • Get Some Action
  • Get Some Ass
  • Get Some Crack
  • Get Some Hair
  • Get Some Hole
  • Get Some Pussy
  • Get Some Stuff
  • Get Some Tail
  • Get Some Tweeze
  • Get Your Been Waxed
  • Get Your Pole Varnished
  • Give Her a Stab
  • Go All the Way
  • Go Like a Belt-Fed Motor
  • Go To Bed With
  • Go To It
  • Go To Town
  • Go Vaulting
  • Grease the Wheel
  • Grind
  • Grind One's Tool
  • Hanky-Panky
  • Have
  • Have a Bit
  • Have a Bit of Giblet Pie
  • Have a Bit of Summer Cabbage
  • Have a Blow Through
  • Have Sex With
  • Hide the Ferret
  • Hide the Salami
  • Hit on the Tail
  • Hock
  • Hop On
  • Horizontal Refreshment
  • Hose
  • Hot Roll with Cream
  • Hump
  • Impale
  • Introduce Charley
  • Incade
  • Irish Whist
  • Jazz
  • Jink
  • Job
  • Join Paunches
  • Jounce
  • Joy Ride
  • Jug
  • Juke
  • Jump
  • Jump on One's Bones
  • Knock
  • Knock off a Piece
  • Know
  • Ladies' Tailoring
  • Lay
  • Lay off With
  • Lay Some Pipe
  • Lay the Hip
  • Lay the Leg
  • Leap
  • Leap On
  • Lie On
  • Lie With
  • Lob In
  • Love
  • Make
  • Make Feet for Children's Shoes
  • Make It
  • Make Love
  • Make Out With
  • Make the Scene
  • Making Babies
  • Makin' Whoopee
  • Mate
  • Mess Around
  • Mingle Limbs
  • Mix One's Peanut Butter
  • Mount
  • Mug
  • Muss
  • Nail
  • Nail Two Bellies Together
  • Nick
  • Nig
  • Nub
  • Nug
  • Nut
  • Oblige
  • Off
  • Park Your Yacht in Hair Harbor
  • Peel One's Best End
  • Peg
  • Perform
  • Pestle
  • Piece
  • Piece of Ass
  • Piece of Pussy
  • Piece of Snatch
  • Piece of Tail
  • Pile
  • Pile-Driving
  • Pin
  • Plant the Oats
  • Play at All Fours
  • Play Hide the Bone
  • Plow
  • Pluck
  • Plug
  • Pocket the Red
  • Poke
  • Pole
  • Pole Work
  • Polish Your Rocket
  • Pop
  • Pork
  • Post a Letter
  • Pound
  • Pump
  • Punch
  • Push
  • Put the Boots To
  • Quimsticking
  • Put the Tool in the Shed
  • Ram
  • Ride
  • Rip Off
  • Rites of Venus
  • Roasting the Broomstick
  • Roll
  • Roll in the Hay
  • Rock
  • Rod
  • Roger
  • Romp
  • Root
  • Rootle
  • Roust
  • Rub Bacons
  • Rub Up
  • Rumble
  • Rumple
  • Rutting
  • Salt
  • Saw off a Chunk
  • Score
  • Screw
  • Scutz Around
  • Secret Services
  • Service
  • Shack Up
  • Shaft
  • Shag
  • Shake
  • Shake the Sheets
  • Shoot Between Wind and Water
  • Shoot One's Wad
  • Short Arm Practice
  • Shove
  • Sit-up
  • Sink the Sausage
  • Sink the Soldier
  • Slam
  • Sleep With
  • Slip Her a Length
  • Slip Into
  • Split
  • Spoil
  • Squat Jumps in the Cucumber Patch
  • Squattin' on the Hog
  • Squeeze and a Squirt
  • Stab
  • Stable My Naggle
  • Strop One's Beak
  • Strum
  • Stuff
  • Swing
  • Tail-Work
  • Take a Turn in the Stubble
  • Take a Turn on Shooter's Hill
  • Tear off a Piece
  • Tear the Sheets
  • The Disappearing Cane Trick
  • The Matrimonial Polka
  • Thread
  • Thread the Needle
  • Throw a Hump
  • Throw a Leg Over
  • Throw a Shot
  • Thump
  • Tie the True Lover's Knot
  • Tiff
  • Tip the Long One
  • To Be Intimate
  • Tooling in the Woods
  • Tops and Bottoms
  • Trim
  • Trim the Buff
  • Trip Up the Rhine
  • Tumble
  • Tumple
  • Turn Up
  • Twiddle
  • Varnish One's Cane
  • Vault
  • Vitamin F
  • Wap
  • Wham
  • What Mother Did
  • Before Me
  • Wind the Clock
  • Womanize
  • Work
  • Workout
  • Work the Dumb Oracle
  • Work the Hairy Oracle
  • Yard
  • Yentz

SEXUAL AROUSAL (both sexes) -- (Top)

  • Blotty
  • Brimming
  • Bulging
  • Cockish
  • Dripping for It
  • Feeling Hairy
  • Frisky
  • Fuckish
  • Gamy
  • Hairy
  • Horny
  • Hot
  • Hot-Assed
  • Hot and Bothered
  • Hot Nuts
  • Hot Pants
  • Humpy
  • In the Mood
  • In Season
  • Itchy Pants
  • Juiced Up
  • Juicy
  • Lathered
  • Moist
  • Motor Running
  • On for One's Greens
  • Oncoming
  • Pruney
  • Rammish
  • Randy
  • Ready
  • Rooty
  • Ruttish
  • Sexed Up
  • Tumbling Ripe
  • Turned On
  • Up
  • Wet

SEXUALLY-FIXATED

  • Cock-Happy
  • Cunny Haunted
  • Cunt-Struck

TESTALGIA -- (Top)

  • Blue Balls
  • Hot Rocks
  • Love Nuts
  • Lover's Nuts
  • Stone Ache

PREMATURE EJACULATION -- (Top)

  • Christmas in July
  • Dropping Coins in Front of the Slot Machine
  • Early Bird Special
  • Early Deposit
  • Early Earnings Release
  • Eating Your Cake Before Dinner
  • Ejected Media Before Removing Hardware
  • Ending the Opera Before the Fat Lady Sings
  • False Start
  • Finishing First in the One Peter Dash
  • Manly Misfire
  • Old Disneyland Fast Pass
  • One Pump Dump
  • Opening the Gifts on Christmas Eve
  • Overly Efficient Procreationitis
  • Overly Enthusiastic Arrival
  • Quick Draw
  • Quick on the Trigger
  • Rapid Relief
  • Rush to Judgment
  • Selling the Wine Before Its Time
  • Sixteen Going On Seventeen
  • Speed Seed
  • Sprinklers Coming on During the National Anthem
  • Take a Selfie
  • Train Leaving the Station Early
  • Unexpected Compliment

CONDOMS -- (Top)

  • Balloon
  • Cheater
  • Close Combat Sock
  • Diving Suit
  • Drop Catcher
  • Eel Skin
  • Fear-Not
  • French Letter
  • Gasket
  • Joy Bag
  • One-Piece Overcoat
  • Pipe Pull-Over
  • Port Said Garter
  • Raincoat
  • Rubber
  • Rubber Glove
  • Safe
  • Scumbag
  • Sheath
  • Shower Cap
  • Tail Sheath

ERECTIONS -- (Top)

  • Bone
  • Boner
  • Bone-On
  • Burgeoning Truncheon
  • Captain Standish
  • Flagpole
  • Hard
  • Hard-On
  • Horn
  • In One's Best Clothes
  • Irish Toothache
  • Mean-On
  • Morning Pride
  • Old Hornington
  • On the Stand
  • Pants Pusher
  • Piss Hard
  • Piss Proud
  • Prod
  • Proud Below the Navel
  • Proud Mary
  • Raid
  • Riser
  • Rise in Your Levi's
  • Rod-On
  • Rock Python
  • Spike
  • Stalk
  • Standing Ware
  • Stand-Up
  • Stiff
  • Stiffer
  • Steely Dan
  • Sporting a Sequoia
  • Throbber
  • Woody

ILLEGITIMATE CHILD -- (Top)

  • Accident
  • Adulterine
  • Babe of Love
  • Bachelor's Son
  • Bar Steward
  • Bastard
  • Born Out of Wedlock
  • Bush Colt
  • Bye-Blow
  • Catch Colt
  • Chance-Born
  • Chance Child
  • Hasty Pudding
  • Love Child
  • Merry-Begotten Child
  • Misbegotten
  • Momzer
  • Natural
  • Nephew
  • Niece
  • Out-Child
  • Side Wind
  • Single Child
  • Son of a Bitch
  • Squeaker
  • Stall Whimper
  • Whoreson
  • Yard Child

LECHER -- (Top)

  • Alley Cat
  • Amoroso
  • Animal
  • Basher
  • Bed-Presser
  • Belly Bumper
  • Bird's Nester
  • Bluebeard
  • Bum-Fiddler
  • Casanova
  • Chimney Sweep
  • Chippy Chaser
  • Cock Hound
  • Cocksman
  • Cocksmith
  • Don Juan
  • Eager Beaver
  • Feather-Bed Soldier
  • Fleece Hunter
  • Flesh Fly
  • Flesh Monger
  • Flower Fancier
  • Fox Hunter
  • Fuckster
  • Gamestock
  • Gash Hound
  • Goat
  • Grouser
  • Gully Raker
  • Hair Monger
  • Headhunter
  • Horseman
  • King of Clubs
  • Ladies' Tailor
  • Lech
  • Libertine
  • Lothario
  • Lover
  • Make-Out Artist
  • Meat Hound
  • Moll Hunter
  • Mr. Horner
  • Muttoner
  • Parish Bull
  • Pelter
  • Pinch-Bottom
  • Prigger
  • Quail Hunter
  • Ranger
  • Rider
  • Rooster
  • Rounder
  • Rutter
  • Sexpert
  • Sexual Athlete
  • Sharpshooter
  • Skin Dog
  • Smell-Smock
  • Son of Venus
  • Sportsman
  • Stallion
  • Stoat
  • Stud
  • Swinger
  • Swordsman
  • Tad
  • Tit Kisser
  • Tomcat
  • Town Bull
  • Town Rake
  • Tug-Mutton
  • Tummy Tickler
  • Whisker Splitter
  • Whore Hopper
  • Whore Hound
  • Womanizer
  • Woodman

EASY WOMAN -- (Top)

  • Adultera
  • Alley Cat
  • Bangster
  • Bed Bunny
  • Belly-Lass
  • Biffer Bimbo
  • Bunny
  • Calico Queen
  • Charity Stuff
  • Chippy
  • Coming Wench
  • Cum Freak
  • Dead Easy
  • Easy Lay
  • Easy Make
  • Easy Meat
  • Floozie
  • Free-For-All
  • Free Ride
  • Gay in the Groin
  • Gobble-Prick
  • Goober Grabber
  • Grassback
  • Grind
  • Hairy Bit
  • High Flyer
  • Hobby Horse
  • Horns-To-Sell
  • Hot Lay
  • Hot Number
  • Hot Stuff
  • Hot Tamale
  • Hussy
  • Jazz Baby
  • Letching Piece
  • Light Skirts
  • Loose Woman
  • Miss Horner
  • Nestlecock
  • Nympho
  • Open-Ass
  • Pick-Up
  • Piece of Stray
  • Playgirl
  • Pleaser
  • Push-Over
  • Puta
  • Roundheel
  • Scupper
  • Sexpot
  • Shagstress
  • Short-Heeled Wench
  • Slot-Job
  • Soft-Jaw
  • Strollop
  • Tickle-Tail
  • Town Punch
  • Tramp
  • Wag-Tail
  • Walk-Up Fuck
  • Wanton
  • Warm Bit
  • Willing-Tit
  • Yes-Girl

PROSTITUTE -- (Top)

  • Ass-Peddler
  • Bachelor's Wife
  • Bangster
  • Barrack Hack
  • Bimmy
  • Bird
  • Biscuit
  • Blouser
  • Bob Tail
  • Boong Moll
  • Broad
  • Bunny
  • Burlap Sister
  • Business Girl
  • Butt-Peddler
  • Call Girl
  • Cannon Woman
  • Canvasback
  • Chippy
  • Cock-Eyed Jenny
  • Coffee Grinder
  • Cum-Catcher
  • Common Sewer
  • Company Girl
  • Crack Salesman
  • Cruiser
  • Door Keeper
  • Dress for Sale
  • Early Door
  • Erring Sister
  • Fallen Woman
  • Fast-Fanny
  • Fast Woman
  • Ferry
  • Flag-About
  • Flash-Tail
  • Flatbacker
  • Flax-Wench
  • Flesh Pot
  • Floosie
  • Foreskin Hunter
  • Frail Sister
  • Garbage Can
  • Guinea Hen
  • Harlot
  • Harpie
  • Hat-Rack
  • Hay-Bag
  • Hooker
  • Hose-Bag
  • Hunt-About
  • Hustler
  • Joy Girl
  • Lady of the Evening
  • Lease-Piece
  • Livestock
  • Loose Fish
  • Lowheel
  • Mattress
  • Merry-Legs
  • Moonlighter
  • Moth
  • Needle-Woman
  • Night Jobber
  • Nockstress
  • Notch-Broad
  • Nymph of Darkness
  • Old Rip
  • Overnight Bag
  • Painted Woman
  • Pavement Princess
  • Piece
  • Piece of Trade
  • Pinch Prick
  • Pintle-Twister
  • Poker Climber
  • Pro
  • Prossy
  • Punchable Nun
  • Puta
  • Quail
  • Quiff
  • Raspberry Tart
  • Receiver General
  • Red-Light Sister
  • Sailor's Bait
  • Sales Lady
  • Scarlet Sister
  • She Sails
  • Sister
  • Sister of Mercy
  • Sloop of War
  • Slut
  • Speedy Sister
  • Sporting Girl
  • Stem Siren
  • Streetwalker
  • Strumpet
  • Tail
  • Tart
  • Thrill Dame
  • Toffer
  • Tricking Broad
  • Tumble
  • Vent Renter
  • Vice Sister
  • Whore
  • Window Tapper
  • Woman About Town
  • Working Girl
  • Zook

PIMP -- (Top)

  • Apron Squire
  • Ass Peddler
  • Brother of the Gusset
  • Button Broker
  • Crack Salesman
  • Fishmonger
  • Flesh Peddler
  • Gorilla
  • Honey Man
  • Hustler
  • Iceberg Slim
  • Mack Man
  • Missionary
  • Panderer
  • Petticoat Merchant
  • Ponce
  • Procurer
  • Prosser
  • Runner
  • Skirt Man
  • Stable Boss
  • Toute
  • Whiskin

BROTHEL -- (Top)

  • Academy
  • Bagnio
  • Bag-Shanty
  • Band Box
  • Bat House
  • Beauty Parlor
  • Beaver Base
  • Bed House
  • Birdcage
  • Bordello
  • Button-Hole Factory
  • Cab Joint
  • Cake Shop
  • Call House
  • Can House
  • Cat Flat
  • Cat House
  • Chippy House
  • Coupling House
  • Disorderly House
  • Doss House
  • Fish Market
  • Flash Crib
  • Flesh Market
  • Fuckery
  • Garden House
  • Girlery
  • Coat House
  • Goosing Slum
  • Heifer Barn
  • House of All Nations
  • House of Ill Fame
  • Kip Shop
  • Knocking Shop
  • Ladies College
  • Leaping House
  • Moll Shop
  • Notchery
  • Notch Joint
  • Nunnery
  • Pushing School
  • Red-Light House
  • Rib Joint
  • Riding Academy
  • Sporting House
  • Temple of Venus
  • Touch-Crib
  • Vaulting House
  • Warm Shop
  • Whorehouse
  • Whore Shop

MALE MASTURBATION -- (Top)

  • Backstroke Roulette
  • Bash the Candle
  • Beat Off
  • Beat the Bishop
  • Beat the Dummy
  • Beat the Meat
  • Beat the Stick
  • Bleed the Weed
  • Blow Your Load
  • Bludgeon the Beefsteak
  • Bop the Baloney
  • Box the Jesuit
  • Buff the Banana
  • Burp the Worm
  • Butter the Corn
  • Choke the Chicken
  • Choke the Sheriff and Wait for the Posse to Come
  • Clean Your Rifle
  • Crank the Shank
  • Crown the King
  • Cuff the Carrot
  • Diddle
  • Drain the Monster
  • Fist Fuck
  • Fist Your Monster
  • Five Against One
  • Flog the Dog
  • Flog the Hog
  • Flog Your Dong
  • Flute Solo
  • Fondle the Fig
  • Gallop the Antelope
  • Give It a Tug
  • Grease the Pipe
  • Hack the Hog
  • Hand Job
  • Hand Work
  • Have It Off
  • Hitchhike Under the
  • Big Top
  • Hump Your Hose
  • Jackhammer
  • Jack Off
  • Jazz Yourself
  • Jerk Off
  • Jerk the Gherkin
  • Lope the Mule
  • Make the Bald Man Puke
  • Manipulate the Mango
  • Manual Override
  • Milk the Lizard
  • Mount a Corporal and Four
  • Nerk Your Throbber
  • Oil the Glove
  • Onan's Olympics
  • One-Man Show
  • Pack Your Palm
  • Paddle the Pickle
  • Paint the Pickle
  • Paint the Ceiling
  • Please Your Pisser
  • Plunk Your Twanger
  • Pocket Pinball
  • Pocket Pool
  • Polish the Rocket
  • Polish the Sword
  • Pound Off
  • Pound Your Flounder
  • Pound Your Pud
  • Pull Off
  • Pull the Pole
  • Pull the Pope
  • Pull the Pudding
  • Pull Your Prick
  • Pull Your Taffy
  • Pump the Python
  • Ram the Ham
  • Ride the Great White Knuckler
  • Rope the Pony
  • Rub Off
  • Shag
  • Shaking Hands With the Unemployed
  • Shine Your Pole
  • Shootin' Putty At the Moon
  • Slakin' the Bacon
  • Slammin' the Salmon
  • Slam the hammer
  • Slam the Spam
  • Slappin' Pappy
  • Slapping the Clown
  • Sling the Jelly
  • Snap the Monkey
  • Snap the Rubber
  • Snap the Whip
  • Soldier's Joy
  • Spank the Frank
  • Spank the Salami
  • Squeeze the Lemon
  • Stroking it
  • Stroke Off
  • Stroke the Dog
  • Stroke Your Poker
  • Take Yourself in Hand
  • Tease the Weenie
  • Tenderize the Meat
  • The Five-Knuckle Shuffle
  • Thump the Pump
  • Tickle Your Pickle
  • Toss Off
  • Tweak Your Twinkle
  • Varnish the Flagpole
  • Visiting Rosie Palm And Her Five Daughters
  • Walk the Dog
  • Wank
  • Wax the Carrot
  • Wax the Dolphin
  • Whack Off
  • Whip Off
  • Whip the Dummy
  • Whip the Wire
  • Whip Your Dripper
  • Whizzin' Jizzum
  • Wonk Your Conker
  • Work Off
  • Wrestle the Eel
  • Wring Out Your Rope
  • Yang Your Wang
  • Yank Off
  • Yank the Crank
  • Yank the Plank
  • Yank the Yam
  • Yank Your Strap

FEMALE MASTURBATION -- (Top)

  • Beat the Beaver
  • Clap Your Clit
  • Cookin Cucumbers
  • Finger
  • Finger Fuck
  • Finger Job
  • Gettin' It Wet
  • Greasin' the Gash
  • Hand Trip
  • Hide the Hot Dog
  • Hit the Slit
  • Hose Your Hole
  • Juice Your Sluice
  • Let the Beaver Swim
  • Makin' Some Soup
  • Pet the Poodle
  • She-Bop
  • Slam the Clam
  • Tickle the Taco
  • Two-Finger Tango

MALE HOMOSEXUALS -- (Top)

  • Alice
  • Ass Bandit
  • Angel
  • Ass King
  • Auntie
  • Blow Boy
  • Bun Duster
  • Buttercup
  • Bandit
  • Belle
  • Bent
  • Betty
  • Boy
  • Broken-Wrist
  • Brown-Hatter
  • Cocksucker
  • Cake Eater
  • Cream Puff
  • Cock Queen
  • Capon
  • Cannibal
  • Chicken
  • Chicken-hawk
  • Closet Queen
  • Cowboy
  • Dick Sucker
  • Daffodil
  • Ducky
  • Daisy
  • Dandy
  • Dicky Licker
  • Ethel
  • Fag
  • Faggot
  • Fruit
  • Fairy
  • Flit
  • Flaming Faggot
  • Gay
  • Gayboy
  • Girlie
  • Goat Blower
  • Gobbler
  • Gonsel
  • Green and Yellow Fellow
  • Gentlemiss
  • Gussie
  • Homo
  • He-She
  • Himmer
  • Hen-Hussy
  • Joy Boy
  • Joey
  • Lad-Lass
  • Lisper
  • Lavender Boy
  • Light-Foot
  • Lily
  • Limp-Wrist
  • Lick-Spigot
  • Malkin
  • Mary Ann
  • Molly Mop
  • Miss Nancy
  • Meat Hound
  • Midnight Company
  • Mince
  • Minty
  • Mother
  • Mattress Muncher
  • Nance
  • Nancy Boy
  • Nelly
  • Nephew
  • One of Those
  • Pansy
  • Panty Waist
  • Peter, Paul and Mary
  • Piccolo Player
  • Pillow-Biter
  • Pink Pants
  • Poof
  • Powder Puff
  • Pretty Boy
  • Pussy
  • Punk
  • Quiff
  • Queer
  • Queen
  • Quince
  • Rear Admiral
  • Rear Gunner
  • Raving Queen
  • Rimadonna
  • Receiver
  • Sissy
  • Screaming Fairy
  • Sis
  • Soapy
  • Sister
  • Spurge
  • Sissy-Britches
  • Skin Diver
  • Skippy
  • Suckster
  • Sweetie
  • Swish
  • Thrid-Sexer
  • Three-Dollar Bill
  • Three-Legged Beaver
  • Twinkle
  • Twank
  • Twixter
  • Turd Burglar
  • Uranist
  • Undercover Man
  • Whoops Boy
  • Willie Boy
  • Wonk

FEMALE HOMOSEXUALS -- (Top)

  • Amy-John
  • Boon Dagger
  • Bull
  • Bull Dyke
  • Bull Dagger
  • Butch
  • Beaver Eater
  • Carpet Muncher
  • Dyke
  • Diesel Dyke
  • Fairy Lady
  • Fem
  • Femme
  • Fluff
  • Fluzz Dyke
  • Gal Boy
  • Gay
  • Jasper
  • Lady-Lover
  • Les
  • Lesbyterian
  • Lezzie
  • Lesbo
  • Lezzo
  • Lover Under the Lap
  • Margie
  • Mintle
  • Ruffle
  • Rug Eater
  • Split Tail Lover
  • Sappho
  • Sister
  • Sergeant
  • Tribadist
  • Tootsie
  • Top Sergeant
  • Wolf

SODOMITE -- (Top)

  • Bird-Taker
  • Brown-Hatter
  • Brownie
  • Brownie King
  • Bugger
  • Bum Fucker
  • Burglar
  • Corn-Holer
  • Eye Doctor
  • Gentleman of the Back Room
  • Gut Butcher
  • Gut Fucker
  • Gut Scraper
  • Gut Stuffer
  • Inspector of Manholes
  • Jesuit
  • Jockey
  • Reamer
  • Ring-Snatcher
  • Sheep-Herder
  • Shit Stirrer
  • Stern Chaser
  • Stuffer
  • Turd Burglar
  • Turk
  • Uncle
  • Usher
  • Wolf

ANAL INTERCOURSE -- (Top)

  • Ass-Fuck
  • Back Door
  • Bake Potatoes
  • Bend Some Ham
  • Baloney Colonic
  • Bosco Boulevard
  • Brown
  • Brown Hole
  • Bugger
  • Bum Fuck
  • Butt-Bang
  • Butt-Fuck
  • Chocolate Speedway
  • Cornhole
  • Dig a Ditch
  • Dip in the Fudge Pot
  • Do a Brown
  • Dot the "I"
  • Fish for Brown Trout
  • Fluff the Duff
  • Get Some Mud For the Duck
  • Goin' Down the Dirt Road
  • Greeking
  • Hershey Highway
  • Hit Someone in the Seat
  • Kiester Stab
  • Kneeling At the Altar
  • Making Poundcake
  • Mustard Road
  • Over the Bridge To Plimpton
  • Packing Fudge
  • Paint the Bucket
  • Pop It in the Toaster
  • Powder Someone's Cheeks
  • Pushin' Shit Uphill
  • Ram Job
  • Ream
  • Rectify
  • Ride the Deck
  • Saddle Up
  • Shit-Fuck
  • Split Some Buns
  • Stir Fudge
  • Third Way
  • Thread Somebody
  • Tom-Fuck

ANALINGUS -- (Top)

  • Ass Blow
  • Bite the Brown
  • Blow Some Ass
  • Clean Up the Kitchen
  • Eat Jam
  • Eat Poundcake
  • Lickety-Split
  • Play the Piano
  • Rim Job
  • Rimming
  • Shove the Tongue
  • Smear the Tuna
  • Snarf
  • Suck Asshole
  • Sugar Bowl Pie
  • Take a Trip to the Moon
  • Tell a French Joke
  • Tongue-Fuck
  • Toss a Salad
  • Whitewash the Back 40

FELLATIO -- (Top)

  • B.J.
  • Blow
  • Blow Job
  • Blow the Whistle
  • Bone-Lipper
  • Chew It
  • Cop a Doodle
  • Cop a Stem
  • Drop on It
  • Eat Dick
  • Fluting
  • French Job
  • French Way
  • Get a Facial
  • Give Face
  • Give Head
  • Give Pearls
  • Gobble
  • Gobble the Goop
  • Go Down
  • Go Down for a Whomp
  • Go Down On
  • Gum a Root
  • Gunch
  • Head Job
  • Hum a Tune
  • Hum Job
  • Hummer
  • Inhale the Oyster
  • Knob Job
  • Lay Some Lip
  • Mouth Fuck
  • Munch
  • Open Wide for Chunky
  • Pipe Job
  • Piston Job
  • Play a Tune
  • Polish the Chrome
  • Polish the Knob
  • Serve Head
  • Slob the Knob
  • Smoke a Dick
  • Smoke the White Owl
  • Suck a Bondini
  • Suck Dick
  • Suck Off
  • Suck the Sugar-Stick
  • Sucky-Fucky
  • Swallow a Sword
  • Swing on It
  • Tongue Job
  • Worship At the Altar
  • Wring It Dry

CUNNILINGUS -- (Top)

  • Barking At the Ape
  • Bird-Washing
  • Blow Job
  • Box Lunch
  • Canyon Yodeling
  • Cuntino Filet with White Sauce
  • Cunt Lapping
  • Dive a Muff
  • Eating At the "Y"
  • Eating Pussy
  • Eating Out
  • Egg McMuff
  • Face Job
  • French Job
  • French Tricks
  • Furburger
  • Give Face
  • Give Head
  • Go Down On
  • Go South
  • Go Under the House
  • Hair Pie
  • Head Job
  • Larking
  • Lickety Split
  • Moustache Ride
  • Muff Barking
  • Muff Dive
  • Mumbling in the Moss
  • Pearl Diving
  • Playing in the Sandbox
  • Sea Food Dinner
  • Shrimping
  • Sit on One's Face
  • Skull Fuck
  • Skull Job
  • Smokin' the Fur
  • Sneeze in the Basket
  • Sneeze in the Cabbage
  • Talking To the Boat People
  • Talking the Canoe Driver
  • Telephone the Stomach
  • Tongue-Fuck
  • Tuna Taco
  • Whistle in the Dark
  • Whistling in the Weeds
  • Yodeling in the Gully

MUTUAL ORAL SEX -- (Top)

  • Dinner Beneath the Bridge
  • Double Header
  • Flip Flop
  • Head Over Heels in Love
  • Loop-De-Loop
  • Play Hoop Snake
  • P's & Q's
  • Sea Food Mutual
  • Sixty-Nine

GROUP SEX -- (Top)

  • Bunch Punch
  • Chain Jerk
  • Choo-Choo
  • Circle Jerk
  • Club Sandwich
  • Crew Screw
  • Daisy Chain
  • Everythingathon
  • Fuckathon
  • Gang Bang
  • Gang Shag
  • Group Grope
  • Mazola Party
  • Mob Job
  • Mongolian Cluster Fuck
  • Orgy
  • Pull a Train
  • Pull Party
  • Ring Jerk
  • Round Pound
  • Swing Party
  • Team Cream
  • Three Way

THE POSTERIOR--ALL PARTS -- (Top)

  • Arse
  • Ass
  • Asshole
  • Back End
  • Back Door
  • Back Door Trumpet
  • Backside
  • Behind
  • Bim
  • Blind Eye
  • Blot
  • Bogey
  • Boody
  • Nooty
  • Bosco Boulevard
  • Bottom
  • Brown Bucket
  • Brownie
  • Bucket
  • Bum
  • Bung Hole
  • Buns
  • Butt
  • Caboose
  • Can
  • Cheeks
  • Chocolate Speedway
  • Chuff
  • Clunes
  • Corybungus
  • Culo
  • Derriere
  • Dirt Road
  • Dot
  • Double Juggs
  • Duff
  • Dummock
  • Duster
  • Fanny
  • Farting Clapper
  • Feak
  • Fud
  • Fudge Tunnel
  • Gigi
  • Grommet
  • Hershey Highway
  • Hearts
  • Heinie
  • Hind
  • Hole
  • Hunkers
  • Kiester
  • Khyber Pass
  • Last Part Over the Fence
  • Latter End
  • Little Brown Eyeball
  • Luds
  • Moon
  • Nates
  • North Pole
  • Orbs
  • Poop Chute
  • Port Hole
  • Prats
  • Pucker Hole
  • Rear
  • Rear End
  • Rester
  • Ring
  • Rip
  • Round Eye
  • Rump
  • Scut
  • Seat
  • Sewer
  • Shit Chute
  • Slats
  • Tail
  • Tan Track
  • Toby
  • Toches
  • Tush
  • Under Side
  • Windmill
  • Windward Passage

EXCREMENT -- (Top)

  • Alley Apple
  • Baby Ruth
  • Brown Round
  • Ca-Ca
  • Cack
  • Cow Pucky
  • Crap
  • Dead Soldier
  • Doo-Doo
  • Dreck
  • Dung
  • Duty
  • Hockey
  • Horse Dumpling
  • Jack
  • Meadow Dressing
  • Night Soil
  • Plot
  • Poop
  • Poo-Poo
  • Shit
  • Turd
  • Yackum

DEFECATE -- (Top)

  • Bury a Quaker
  • Chuck a Turd
  • Clart
  • Dispatch One's Cargo
  • Drop a Load
  • Go Potty
  • Grunt
  • Lay Some Cable
  • Make a Deposit
  • Pinch a Loaf
  • Poop
  • Post a Letter
  • Scumber
  • Squat
  • Take a Dump
  • Take a Shit

DEFECATION-RELATED

  • Chuffnuts
  • Clinkers
  • Dingleberries
  • Fartleberries
  • Klingons
  • Will-Knots

FLATULENCE -- (Top)

  • Back-Talk
  • Blast
  • Blow Off
  • Blow the Horn
  • Break Wind
  • Breeze
  • Bucksnort
  • Burn Bad Powder
  • Burnt Cheese
  • Cabbage Fart
  • Cheezer
  • Chocolate Thunder
  • Crepitate
  • Cut One
  • Drop a Rose
  • Fart
  • Fluff
  • Gurk
  • Hinder Blast
  • Honk
  • Lay a Fart
  • Let Go
  • Let One
  • Make a Rude Noise
  • Pass Air
  • Pocket Thunder
  • Poot
  • Rouser
  • Scotch Warming-Pan
  • Shoot Rabbits
  • Stinker
  • Tail Shot
  • Talk German
  • Tee Off
  • Wet One
  • Whiffer
  • Winder

URINE -- (Top)

  • Chamber Lye
  • Cousin Sis
  • Golden Shower
  • Long Tea
  • Mickey Bliss
  • Number One
  • Pee
  • Pee-Pee
  • Piss
  • Sis
  • Tail Juice
  • Tail Water
  • Tea
  • Wee
  • Wee-Wee
  • Yellow Stream
  • Zigg

URINATE -- (Top)

  • Bleed the Liver
  • Burn the Grass
  • Do Number One
  • Drain
  • Drain the Lizard
  • Drain the Radiator
  • Drain the Snake
  • Drain the Suds
  • Kill a Snake
  • Kill a Tree
  • Lag
  • Lant
  • Leak
  • Let Fly
  • Make
  • Make Water
  • Nature Stop
  • Pass Water
  • Pee
  • Pee-Pee
  • Pick a Daisy
  • Piddle
  • Piss
  • Point Percy at the Porcelain
  • Pump Ship
  • Rack Off
  • Run Off
  • Shake a Sock
  • Shake Hands with an Old Friend
  • Shake the Dew off the Lily
  • Slack
  • Splash
  • Spring a Leak
  • Squeeze the Lemon
  • Squirt
  • Strain One's Taters
  • Syphon the Python
  • Take a Leak
  • Take a Piss
  • Take Your Snake for a Gallop
  • Tinkle
  • Toy-Toy
  • Train Terrence on the Terra Cotta
  • Visit Miss Murphy
  • Void
  • Water the Dragon
  • Water the Horses
  • Wee
  • Wee-Wee
  • Wet
  • Whiz
  • Wring Out a Kidney
  • Wring the Dew off the Branch
  • Wring Your Sock Out

SMEGMA

  • Cheese
  • Duck Butter
  • Gnat Bread

TOILET -- (Top)

  • Altar Room
  • Bath
  • Bathroom
  • Biffy
  • Bog
  • Chamber of Commerce
  • Closet of Decency
  • Comfort Station
  • Facilities
  • Gentlemen's Room
  • Gents' Room
  • Indoor Plumbing
  • Jake
  • John
  • Ladies' Room
  • Lay
  • Leakery
  • Library
  • Little Boy's Room
  • Little Girl's Room
  • Loo
  • Marble Palace
  • Men's Room
  • Mrs. Jones's Place
  • Old Soldiers' Home
  • Pisser
  • Plumbing
  • Pot
  • Powder Room
  • Public Convenience
  • Rest Room
  • Sandbox
  • Shit House
  • Shitter
  • Shot Tower
  • Tearoom
  • Twilight
  • Used Beer Department
  • Washroom
  • Water Closet
  • Where the Queen Goes on Foot
  • Whiz Stand
  • Wizzer

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