Glossary of Sexual and Scatological Euphemisms

Male Genitalia — Well-Endowed Male — Semen — Ejaculation — Testicles — Scrotum Crab Lice — Syphilis — Gonorrhea Female Genitalia — Breasts — Menstruation — Sanitary Napkins — Pregnant Fornication — Sexual Arousal — Testalgia — Premature Ejaculation — Condoms — Erections Illegitimate Child — Lecher — Easy Woman — Prostitute — Pimp — Brothel Male Masturbation — Female Masturbation Male Homosexuals — Female Homosexuals — Sodomite — Anal Intercourse Analingus — Fellatio — Cunnilingus — Mutual Oral Sex — Group Sex Posteriors — Excrement — Defecate — Flatulence — Urine — Urinate — Toilet MALE GENITALIA -- (Top) Aaron's Rod Arm Baby-Maker Blue Vein Meatroll Bald-Headed Butler Bald-Headed Mouse Belly Buster Bathtub eel Bearded Blood Sausage Bird Bone Baloney Banana Bat Bayonet Bean Tosser Beef Belly Ruffian Blade Broomstick Bum Tickler Bush Beater Button-Hole Worker Cock Candle Carrot Club Crack Haunter Cranny Hunter Cracksman Creamstick Culty Gun Carnal Stump Chicken Child-Getter Chink-Stopper Corey Crook Dick Dork Dong Doniker Dingus Dipstick Dagger Dart of Love Dearest Member Dicky Ding-Dong Dinger Dingle-Dangle Dummy Dodaddy Dolly Dooflicker Down-Leg Dragon Eel End Family-Organ Fiddle Bow Fish Fishing Rod Flapper Fool-Sticker Forefinger Fucker Foreman Gun Gut Wrench Giggle Stick Gadget Gardener Giggling Pin Gooser Gravy Maker Frinding Tool Gristle Gut Stick Hair Splitter Hambone Hammer Hanging Johnny Hoe Handle Holy Porker Horn Hose Hot Rod Heat-Seeking Moisture Missle Hairy Hot Dog Jack in the Box Jemson Jerking Iron Jigger Jing Jang Jockam Johnnie Johnny One-Eye the Bald-Headed Champ Johnson Joint Joy Knob Joy Prong Joy Stick Key Kidney Cracker Kidney Wiper Kielbasa King Member Knob Knocker Ladies' Delight Ladies' Lollipop Ladies' Treasure Lamp of Life Lance Life Preserver Little Brother Little Willie Liver Turner Live Sausage Lizard Lob Lobcock Lobster Lollypop Long John Love Dart Love Gun Love Muscle Lucy Lung Disturber Mad Mick Magic Wand Man-Root Marrow Bone Master John Thursday Master of Ceremonies Meat Meat Hook Meat Whistle Member Merrymaker Middle Leg Milkman Mister Goodwrench Mister Tom Mouse Muscle Mutton Dagger My Body's Captain Natural Scythe Needle Nimrod Nippy Noodle Noony Old Blind Bob One-Eyed Milkman One-Eyed Trouser Trout One-Eyed Night Crawler in a Turtle-Neck Sweater One-Eyed Wonder Worm Pant Muscle Pecker Pee-Pee Pen Pencil Pendulum Perch Peter Piccolo Picklock Pikestaff Pile Driver Pin Pink Pencil Pipe Pisser Pistol Plugtail Pocket Piccolo Pocket Rocket Pointer Poker Pole Pork Pork Sword Post Prick Pride & Joy Prong Pud Pudding Pump Handle Purple-Helmeted Warrior of Love Pup Putz Quickening Peg Quimstake Ram Ramrod Raw Meat Reamer Red Cap Rod Rod of Love Rolling Pin Root Rudder Rupert St. Peter Russel the Wonder Muscle Salami Sausage Sceptre Schlong Sexing Piece Shaft Shmock Short Arm Sove Devil Shvontz Silent Flute Skin Flute Snake Spigot Spike-Faggot Spindle Split-Rump Spout Staff Steaming Hot Kanga Stem Stick Sting Stump Sugar Stick Sword Tail Pin Tally-Whacker Tassel Tent Pig Thing Third Leg Thistle Throbber Throbbing Python of Love Tickle-Gizzard Tickler Tong Tool Torch or Cupid Toy Trap-Stick Trouser Anaconda Tube Steak Uncle Dick Vomiting Cobra Wand Wang Wazoo Weapon Wedge Weenie Whacker Whip Whistle Whore-Pipe Wick Willie Wingle Wire Worm Yang Yard Yosh Zubrick WELL-ENDOWED (MALE) -- (Top) Basket for Days Donkey-Rigged Double-Shung Hung Like a Bull Miracle Meat Timbered Tons of Basket Tons of Meat Well-Favored by Nature Well Hung Yard SEMEN -- (Top) Baby Food Baby Juice Bull Gravy Buttermilk Chism Come Cream Crud Cum Duck Butter Fetch Glue Gravy Hockey Honey Hot Milk Jam Jazz Jelly Jism Jizz Juice Letch Water Load Love Liquor Man Oil Marrow Mettle Mild Oil of Man Ointment Oyster Prick Juice Pudding Scum Seed Slime Soap Spendings Sperm Spew Spratz Spume Spunk Starch Stuff Tail Juice Tail Water Tallow Wad White Blow White Honey SEMEN-RELATED Pearl Necklace Pecker Tracks Wet Dream EJACULATING -- (Top) Big Bang Bust Your Nuts Come Come Off Cream Cum Die in a Woman's Lap Drop Your Load Fire a Shot Get Off Get the Dirty off Your Chest Get Wet Get Your Cookies Get Your Jollies Get Your Rocks Off Go Off Number Three Pop a Nut Shoot Shoot Off Shoot Your Wad Spend Squirt TESTICLES -- (Top) Ballocks Balls Bangers Beecham's Pills Bird's Eggs Boo-Boos Charlies Cherries Chestnuts Clangers Cojones Cubes Danglers Eggs Family Jewels Glands Goolies Jewels Kanakas Love Apples Marbles Marshmallows Nards Nuts Onions Plums Pounders Rocks Seeds Slashers Spunk Holders Squirrel Food Stones Swingers SCROTUM -- (Top) Ball Bag Hairy Bag Poke Sack CRAB LICE -- (Top) Active Citizens Crabs Crotch Crickets Gentlemen's Companions Neighbors To the South Pants Rabbits Seam Squirrels SYPHILIS -- (Top) Coachman on the Box French Gout Irish Mutton Ladies' Fever Lifelong Friend Neapolitan Bone Ache Old Joe Siff Spanish Needle The Old Dog GONORRHEA -- (Top) Burner Clap Dose Gleet Glim Haircut Lues Lulu Morning Drop Piss Pins and Needles Piss Pure Cream Stank Cock Strain Tear FEMALE GENITALIA -- (Top) Ace of Spades Adam's Cave Altar of Love Bearded Clam Beaver Belly Entrance Black Bess Bluebeard's Closet Box Brown Madam Bull's Eye Bunny Bush Button Hole Cabbage Patch Canal Candle Holder Cat's Meat Cave of Harmony Cavern Cellar Door Chocha Cleft Clutch Cockpit Cookie Coot Cootch Cooze Coupler Crack Cranny Crease Crevice Crotch Crumpet Cunny Cunt Dimple Divine Scar Donut Drain Eel-Skinner Fish Tank Flytrap Fort Bushy Front Window Fur Furbox Furburger Furrow Gap Gaper Gash Gate of Heaven Ginch Ginny Girl-Street Goat-Milker Gully-Hole Hair Haircourt Hair Pie Happy Valley Harbor of Hope Hatch Hog Eye Hole Honey-Hive Honey-Pot Horse Collar Hot Box Hot Spot House Under the Hill Irish Fortune Itching Jenny Jack Nasty-Face Jaxy Jelly-Roll Juice Box Keyhole Lady Jane Lamp of Love Lapland Lather-Maker Little Mary Locker Long-Eye Love Tunnel Lower Lips Magpie's Nest Main Vein Manhole Mark of the Beast Meat Meat Grinder Mom's Homemade Slit Pie Mound Mount Pleasant Mouse Mouth-that-Cannot-Bite Muff Naf Nature's Tufted Treasure Nest Niche Nook Nooky Notch Oat-Bin Old Mossyface Organ Grinder Oven Oyster Catcher Patch Pelt Penwiper Pie Piece Pin Cushion Pipe Cleaner Piss Flaps Pit Playpen Pocket Poke Hole Poontang Poor Man's Blessing Prick Purse Pussy Quiff Quim Quiver Rose Screw-Hole Slash Slit Slot Snapper Snappin' Pussy Snatch Snatch-Box Stank Steam Room Stuff Socket Sportsman's Gap Sugar Basin Tail Temple of Low Men Tool-Chest Toy Shop Treasure Chest Trench Triangle Trim Tube Tuna Taco Tunnel Tunnel of Love Twat Tweeze Twitcher Vag Valley Venus Highway Vertical Smile Wet Cave of Lust Wooly-Booger Works Yawne Yum-Yum FEMALE GENITAL-RELATED Boy-In-The-Bush Bush Button Cherry Clamp Clit Clitty Cleopatra Lady's Low Toupee Lather Letch-Water Love Juice Man-in-the-Canoe Merkin Mugget Pussy Fart Vaginal Blood Fart BREASTS -- (Top) Apples Balcony Balloons Bangers Bazongas Bazooms Bean Bags Big Brown Eyes Bon-Bons Boobies Boobs Bottles Boulders Bullets Bumpers Busters Butterbags Cantaloupes Gazongas Glands Globes Grapefruits Guavas Handful Hand-Warmers Headers Headlights Hills Honkers Hooters Howitzers Jaboos Jibs Jugs Jumbos Kazongas Knobs Knockers Lactoids Loaves Loblollies Love Bubbles Love Muffins Lulus Lungs Mammets Mams Mangoes Meatballs Meat Loaves Melons Milk Cans Milk Shop Mounds Mount of Lilies Mountains Muffins Mulligans Murphies Nancies Nature's Fonts Niblets Ninnies Nippers Nodules Noogies Nubbies Nuts Oranges Orbs Ottomans Pair Palookas Papayas Paps Peaches Peaks Pears Pects Peepers Pillows Pips Pokers Pontoons Potatoes Pumpkins Pumps Rib Cushions Roundies Sandbags Scones Scoops Set Shakers Shimmies Skin Sacks Snuggle Pups Spheres Spuds Stacks Stuffing Sweater Meat Sweet Rolls Swingers Tamales Tetons Tidbits Tits Titters Titties Tomatoes Tooters Torpedoes Twangers Twin Peaks Twofers Umlauts Upper Deck Waldos Warheads Warts Watermelons Whoppers Wobblers Wongas Yabbos Yams Zeppelins MENSTRUATION -- (Top) Aunt Flo Aunt Rosie Is in Town All's Not Quiet on the Waterfront Blood Week Collywobbles Curse of Eve Drip Entertain the General Fall off the Roof Flying the Flag Holy Week Having the Painters in High Tide Jinx Little Sister is Here Monthlies My Buddy My Friend On the Bun On the Pole On the Rag Period Problem Ragging Ragtime Red Flag Red Sails in the Sunset Riding the Cotton Pony Road Up for Repairs Sick Stop Sign Tail Flowers That Time That Way The Captain is at Home The Curse The Foe The Hammock is Swinging The Plague The Thing The Visitor Turns Wearing the Bulky Roll Woman's Home Companion SANITARY NAPKIN -- (Top) Bandage Clout Cunt Rag Fanny Rag Flag Granny Rag Man Hole Cover Mouth Mattress Muck Rag Mutt Rag Pleasure Garden Padlock Rag Red Flag Window Blind PREGNANT -- (Top) About-To-Find-Pups Apron Up Baby-Bound Bagged Belly Up Big with Child Broken-Kneed Clucky Cocked-Up Coming Fresh Delicate Condition Double-Ribbed Gragrant Full of Heir Gone To Seed Have a Dumpling Have One in the Oven Have One's Cargo Aboard In a Family Way In Pod In the Pudding Club In Trouble Knocked Up Loaded Looking Piggy On the Bones P.G. Pillowed Preggers Preggy Shot in the Giblets Storked Stung By a Serpent Swallowed a Watermelon Seed Up and Coming Up the Stick Wedged Up With Squirrel FORNICATION -- (Top) A Bit of Jam Action Ball Ballock Baloney Ride Bananas and Cream Bang Basket Making Batter Beef Beef Injection Be in a Woman's Beef Belly Ride Belt Blanket Drill Board Blow off the Loose Corns Boff Bone Bore Bottle Bounce Bump Bumper Bump Fur Bunny Fuck Bury One's Wick Bury the Bone Bush Patrol Buzz the Brillo Cane Change One's Luck Charge Chuck a Tread Climb Cock Up Come Across Couple With Cover Crack It Cram Crawl Cream Cut Dance the Mattress Jig Daub of the Brush Dick Dicky Dunk Diddle Dip Your Stinger in the Honey Dip Your Stick Dip Your Wick Dirty Work at the Crossroads Do Do a Dive in the Dark Do a Flop Do a Push Do a Slide Up the Board Dog Do It Do the Deed Do the Nasty Ease Nature Exchange Spits Feather-Bed Jig Feed the Dummy Fiddle Firk Fit End To End Fix Her Plumbing Flesh Session Flop Flop in the Hay Four-Legged Frolic Frig Fuck Fun and Games Get a Bit Get a Chunk Get a Crumpet Get a Hunk Get a Little Get a Piece Get a Snippet Get a Wet One Get Home Get In Get Into Her Pants Get Into Some Serious Flesh Get It On Get Jack in the Orchard Get Laid Get Lucky Get One's Ashes Hauled Get One's Greens Get One's Leather Stretched Get One's Noodle Wet Get One's Oil Changed Get Some Get Some Action Get Some Ass Get Some Crack Get Some Hair Get Some Hole Get Some Pussy Get Some Stuff Get Some Tail Get Some Tweeze Get Your Been Waxed Get Your Pole Varnished Give Her a Stab Go All the Way Go Like a Belt-Fed Motor Go To Bed With Go To It Go To Town Go Vaulting Grease the Wheel Grind Grind One's Tool Hanky-Panky Have Have a Bit Have a Bit of Giblet Pie Have a Bit of Summer Cabbage Have a Blow Through Have Sex With Hide the Ferret Hide the Salami Hit on the Tail Hock Hop On Horizontal Refreshment Hose Hot Roll with Cream Hump Impale Introduce Charley Incade Irish Whist Jazz Jink Job Join Paunches Jounce Joy Ride Jug Juke Jump Jump on One's Bones Knock Knock off a Piece Know Ladies' Tailoring Lay Lay off With Lay Some Pipe Lay the Hip Lay the Leg Leap Leap On Lie On Lie With Lob In Love Make Make Feet for Children's Shoes Make It Make Love Make Out With Make the Scene Making Babies Makin' Whoopee Mate Mess Around Mingle Limbs Mix One's Peanut Butter Mount Mug Muss Nail Nail Two Bellies Together Nick Nig Nub Nug Nut Oblige Off Park Your Yacht in Hair Harbor Peel One's Best End Peg Perform Pestle Piece Piece of Ass Piece of Pussy Piece of Snatch Piece of Tail Pile Pile-Driving Pin Plant the Oats Play at All Fours Play Hide the Bone Plow Pluck Plug Pocket the Red Poke Pole Pole Work Polish Your Rocket Pop Pork Post a Letter Pound Pump Punch Push Put the Boots To Quimsticking Put the Tool in the Shed Ram Ride Rip Off Rites of Venus Roasting the Broomstick Roll Roll in the Hay Rock Rod Roger Romp Root Rootle Roust Rub Bacons Rub Up Rumble Rumple Rutting Salt Saw off a Chunk Score Screw Scutz Around Secret Services Service Shack Up Shaft Shag Shake Shake the Sheets Shoot Between Wind and Water Shoot One's Wad Short Arm Practice Shove Sit-up Sink the Sausage Sink the Soldier Slam Sleep With Slip Her a Length Slip Into Split Spoil Squat Jumps in the Cucumber Patch Squattin' on the Hog Squeeze and a Squirt Stab Stable My Naggle Strop One's Beak Strum Stuff Swing Tail-Work Take a Turn in the Stubble Take a Turn on Shooter's Hill Tear off a Piece Tear the Sheets The Disappearing Cane Trick The Matrimonial Polka Thread Thread the Needle Throw a Hump Throw a Leg Over Throw a Shot Thump Tie the True Lover's Knot Tiff Tip the Long One To Be Intimate Tooling in the Woods Tops and Bottoms Trim Trim the Buff Trip Up the Rhine Tumble Tumple Turn Up Twiddle Varnish One's Cane Vault Vitamin F Wap Wham What Mother Did Before Me Wind the Clock Womanize Work Workout Work the Dumb Oracle Work the Hairy Oracle Yard Yentz SEXUAL AROUSAL (both sexes) -- (Top) Blotty Brimming Bulging Cockish Dripping for It Feeling Hairy Frisky Fuckish Gamy Hairy Horny Hot Hot-Assed Hot and Bothered Hot Nuts Hot Pants Humpy In the Mood In Season Itchy Pants Juiced Up Juicy Lathered Moist Motor Running On for One's Greens Oncoming Pruney Rammish Randy Ready Rooty Ruttish Sexed Up Tumbling Ripe Turned On Up Wet SEXUALLY-FIXATED Cock-Happy Cunny Haunted Cunt-Struck TESTALGIA -- (Top) Blue Balls Hot Rocks Love Nuts Lover's Nuts Stone Ache PREMATURE EJACULATION -- (Top) Christmas in July Dropping Coins in Front of the Slot Machine Early Bird Special Early Deposit Early Earnings Release Eating Your Cake Before Dinner Ejected Media Before Removing Hardware Ending the Opera Before the Fat Lady Sings False Start Finishing First in the One Peter Dash Manly Misfire Old Disneyland Fast Pass One Pump Dump Opening the Gifts on Christmas Eve Overly Efficient Procreationitis Overly Enthusiastic Arrival Quick Draw Quick on the Trigger Rapid Relief Rush to Judgment Selling the Wine Before Its Time Sixteen Going On Seventeen Speed Seed Sprinklers Coming on During the National Anthem Take a Selfie Train Leaving the Station Early Unexpected Compliment CONDOMS -- (Top) Balloon Cheater Close Combat Sock Diving Suit Drop Catcher Eel Skin Fear-Not French Letter Gasket Joy Bag One-Piece Overcoat Pipe Pull-Over Port Said Garter Raincoat Rubber Rubber Glove Safe Scumbag Sheath Shower Cap Tail Sheath ERECTIONS -- (Top) Bone Boner Bone-On Burgeoning Truncheon Captain Standish Flagpole Hard Hard-On Horn In One's Best Clothes Irish Toothache Mean-On Morning Pride Old Hornington On the Stand Pants Pusher Piss Hard Piss Proud Prod Proud Below the Navel Proud Mary Raid Riser Rise in Your Levi's Rod-On Rock Python Spike Stalk Standing Ware Stand-Up Stiff Stiffer Steely Dan Sporting a Sequoia Throbber Woody ILLEGITIMATE CHILD -- (Top) Accident Adulterine Babe of Love Bachelor's Son Bar Steward Bastard Born Out of Wedlock Bush Colt Bye-Blow Catch Colt Chance-Born Chance Child Hasty Pudding Love Child Merry-Begotten Child Misbegotten Momzer Natural Nephew Niece Out-Child Side Wind Single Child Son of a Bitch Squeaker Stall Whimper Whoreson Yard Child LECHER -- (Top) Alley Cat Amoroso Animal Basher Bed-Presser Belly Bumper Bird's Nester Bluebeard Bum-Fiddler Casanova Chimney Sweep Chippy Chaser Cock Hound Cocksman Cocksmith Don Juan Eager Beaver Feather-Bed Soldier Fleece Hunter Flesh Fly Flesh Monger Flower Fancier Fox Hunter Fuckster Gamestock Gash Hound Goat Grouser Gully Raker Hair Monger Headhunter Horseman King of Clubs Ladies' Tailor Lech Libertine Lothario Lover Make-Out Artist Meat Hound Moll Hunter Mr. Horner Muttoner Parish Bull Pelter Pinch-Bottom Prigger Quail Hunter Ranger Rider Rooster Rounder Rutter Sexpert Sexual Athlete Sharpshooter Skin Dog Smell-Smock Son of Venus Sportsman Stallion Stoat Stud Swinger Swordsman Tad Tit Kisser Tomcat Town Bull Town Rake Tug-Mutton Tummy Tickler Whisker Splitter Whore Hopper Whore Hound Womanizer Woodman EASY WOMAN -- (Top) Adultera Alley Cat Bangster Bed Bunny Belly-Lass Biffer Bimbo Bunny Calico Queen Charity Stuff Chippy Coming Wench Cum Freak Dead Easy Easy Lay Easy Make Easy Meat Floozie Free-For-All Free Ride Gay in the Groin Gobble-Prick Goober Grabber Grassback Grind Hairy Bit High Flyer Hobby Horse Horns-To-Sell Hot Lay Hot Number Hot Stuff Hot Tamale Hussy Jazz Baby Letching Piece Light Skirts Loose Woman Miss Horner Nestlecock Nympho Open-Ass Pick-Up Piece of Stray Playgirl Pleaser Push-Over Puta Roundheel Scupper Sexpot Shagstress Short-Heeled Wench Slot-Job Soft-Jaw Strollop Tickle-Tail Town Punch Tramp Wag-Tail Walk-Up Fuck Wanton Warm Bit Willing-Tit Yes-Girl PROSTITUTE -- (Top) Ass-Peddler Bachelor's Wife Bangster Barrack Hack Bimmy Bird Biscuit Blouser Bob Tail Boong Moll Broad Bunny Burlap Sister Business Girl Butt-Peddler Call Girl Cannon Woman Canvasback Chippy Cock-Eyed Jenny Coffee Grinder Cum-Catcher Common Sewer Company Girl Crack Salesman Cruiser Door Keeper Dress for Sale Early Door Erring Sister Fallen Woman Fast-Fanny Fast Woman Ferry Flag-About Flash-Tail Flatbacker Flax-Wench Flesh Pot Floosie Foreskin Hunter Frail Sister Garbage Can Guinea Hen Harlot Harpie Hat-Rack Hay-Bag Hooker Hose-Bag Hunt-About Hustler Joy Girl Lady of the Evening Lease-Piece Livestock Loose Fish Lowheel Mattress Merry-Legs Moonlighter Moth Needle-Woman Night Jobber Nockstress Notch-Broad Nymph of Darkness Old Rip Overnight Bag Painted Woman Pavement Princess Piece Piece of Trade Pinch Prick Pintle-Twister Poker Climber Pro Prossy Punchable Nun Puta Quail Quiff Raspberry Tart Receiver General Red-Light Sister Sailor's Bait Sales Lady Scarlet Sister She Sails Sister Sister of Mercy Sloop of War Slut Speedy Sister Sporting Girl Stem Siren Streetwalker Strumpet Tail Tart Thrill Dame Toffer Tricking Broad Tumble Vent Renter Vice Sister Whore Window Tapper Woman About Town Working Girl Zook PIMP -- (Top) Apron Squire Ass Peddler Brother of the Gusset Button Broker Crack Salesman Fishmonger Flesh Peddler Gorilla Honey Man Hustler Iceberg Slim Mack Man Missionary Panderer Petticoat Merchant Ponce Procurer Prosser Runner Skirt Man Stable Boss Toute Whiskin BROTHEL -- (Top) Academy Bagnio Bag-Shanty Band Box Bat House Beauty Parlor Beaver Base Bed House Birdcage Bordello Button-Hole Factory Cab Joint Cake Shop Call House Can House Cat Flat Cat House Chippy House Coupling House Disorderly House Doss House Fish Market Flash Crib Flesh Market Fuckery Garden House Girlery Coat House Goosing Slum Heifer Barn House of All Nations House of Ill Fame Kip Shop Knocking Shop Ladies College Leaping House Moll Shop Notchery Notch Joint Nunnery Pushing School Red-Light House Rib Joint Riding Academy Sporting House Temple of Venus Touch-Crib Vaulting House Warm Shop Whorehouse Whore Shop MALE MASTURBATION -- (Top) Backstroke Roulette Bash the Candle Beat Off Beat the Bishop Beat the Dummy Beat the Meat Beat the Stick Bleed the Weed Blow Your Load Bludgeon the Beefsteak Bop the Baloney Box the Jesuit Buff the Banana Burp the Worm Butter the Corn Choke the Chicken Choke the Sheriff and Wait for the Posse to Come Clean Your Rifle Crank the Shank Crown the King Cuff the Carrot Diddle Drain the Monster Fist Fuck Fist Your Monster Five Against One Flog the Dog Flog the Hog Flog Your Dong Flute Solo Fondle the Fig Gallop the Antelope Give It a Tug Grease the Pipe Hack the Hog Hand Job Hand Work Have It Off Hitchhike Under the Big Top Hump Your Hose Jackhammer Jack Off Jazz Yourself Jerk Off Jerk the Gherkin Lope the Mule Make the Bald Man Puke Manipulate the Mango Manual Override Milk the Lizard Mount a Corporal and Four Nerk Your Throbber Oil the Glove Onan's Olympics One-Man Show Pack Your Palm Paddle the Pickle Paint the Pickle Paint the Ceiling Please Your Pisser Plunk Your Twanger Pocket Pinball Pocket Pool Polish the Rocket Polish the Sword Pound Off Pound Your Flounder Pound Your Pud Pull Off Pull the Pole Pull the Pope Pull the Pudding Pull Your Prick Pull Your Taffy Pump the Python Ram the Ham Ride the Great White Knuckler Rope the Pony Rub Off Shag Shaking Hands With the Unemployed Shine Your Pole Shootin' Putty At the Moon Slakin' the Bacon Slammin' the Salmon Slam the hammer Slam the Spam Slappin' Pappy Slapping the Clown Sling the Jelly Snap the Monkey Snap the Rubber Snap the Whip Soldier's Joy Spank the Frank Spank the Salami Squeeze the Lemon Stroking it Stroke Off Stroke the Dog Stroke Your Poker Take Yourself in Hand Tease the Weenie Tenderize the Meat The Five-Knuckle Shuffle Thump the Pump Tickle Your Pickle Toss Off Tweak Your Twinkle Varnish the Flagpole Visiting Rosie Palm And Her Five Daughters Walk the Dog Wank Wax the Carrot Wax the Dolphin Whack Off Whip Off Whip the Dummy Whip the Wire Whip Your Dripper Whizzin' Jizzum Wonk Your Conker Work Off Wrestle the Eel Wring Out Your Rope Yang Your Wang Yank Off Yank the Crank Yank the Plank Yank the Yam Yank Your Strap FEMALE MASTURBATION -- (Top) Beat the Beaver Clap Your Clit Cookin Cucumbers Finger Finger Fuck Finger Job Gettin' It Wet Greasin' the Gash Hand Trip Hide the Hot Dog Hit the Slit Hose Your Hole Juice Your Sluice Let the Beaver Swim Makin' Some Soup Pet the Poodle She-Bop Slam the Clam Tickle the Taco Two-Finger Tango MALE HOMOSEXUALS -- (Top) Alice Ass Bandit Angel Ass King Auntie Blow Boy Bun Duster Buttercup Bandit Belle Bent Betty Boy Broken-Wrist Brown-Hatter Cocksucker Cake Eater Cream Puff Cock Queen Capon Cannibal Chicken Chicken-hawk Closet Queen Cowboy Dick Sucker Daffodil Ducky Daisy Dandy Dicky Licker Ethel Fag Faggot Fruit Fairy Flit Flaming Faggot Gay Gayboy Girlie Goat Blower Gobbler Gonsel Green and Yellow Fellow Gentlemiss Gussie Homo He-She Himmer Hen-Hussy Joy Boy Joey Lad-Lass Lisper Lavender Boy Light-Foot Lily Limp-Wrist Lick-Spigot Malkin Mary Ann Molly Mop Miss Nancy Meat Hound Midnight Company Mince Minty Mother Mattress Muncher Nance Nancy Boy Nelly Nephew One of Those Pansy Panty Waist Peter, Paul and Mary Piccolo Player Pillow-Biter Pink Pants Poof Powder Puff Pretty Boy Pussy Punk Quiff Queer Queen Quince Rear Admiral Rear Gunner Raving Queen Rimadonna Receiver Sissy Screaming Fairy Sis Soapy Sister Spurge Sissy-Britches Skin Diver Skippy Suckster Sweetie Swish Thrid-Sexer Three-Dollar Bill Three-Legged Beaver Twinkle Twank Twixter Turd Burglar Uranist Undercover Man Whoops Boy Willie Boy Wonk FEMALE HOMOSEXUALS -- (Top) Amy-John Boon Dagger Bull Bull Dyke Bull Dagger Butch Beaver Eater Carpet Muncher Dyke Diesel Dyke Fairy Lady Fem Femme Fluff Fluzz Dyke Gal Boy Gay Jasper Lady-Lover Les Lesbyterian Lezzie Lesbo Lezzo Lover Under the Lap Margie Mintle Ruffle Rug Eater Split Tail Lover Sappho Sister Sergeant Tribadist Tootsie Top Sergeant Wolf SODOMITE -- (Top) Bird-Taker Brown-Hatter Brownie Brownie King Bugger Bum Fucker Burglar Corn-Holer Eye Doctor Gentleman of the Back Room Gut Butcher Gut Fucker Gut Scraper Gut Stuffer Inspector of Manholes Jesuit Jockey Reamer Ring-Snatcher Sheep-Herder Shit Stirrer Stern Chaser Stuffer Turd Burglar Turk Uncle Usher Wolf ANAL INTERCOURSE -- (Top) Ass-Fuck Back Door Bake Potatoes Bend Some Ham Baloney Colonic Bosco Boulevard Brown Brown Hole Bugger Bum Fuck Butt-Bang Butt-Fuck Chocolate Speedway Cornhole Dig a Ditch Dip in the Fudge Pot Do a Brown Dot the "I" Fish for Brown Trout Fluff the Duff Get Some Mud For the Duck Goin' Down the Dirt Road Greeking Hershey Highway Hit Someone in the Seat Kiester Stab Kneeling At the Altar Making Poundcake Mustard Road Over the Bridge To Plimpton Packing Fudge Paint the Bucket Pop It in the Toaster Powder Someone's Cheeks Pushin' Shit Uphill Ram Job Ream Rectify Ride the Deck Saddle Up Shit-Fuck Split Some Buns Stir Fudge Third Way Thread Somebody Tom-Fuck ANALINGUS -- (Top) Ass Blow Bite the Brown Blow Some Ass Clean Up the Kitchen Eat Jam Eat Poundcake Lickety-Split Play the Piano Rim Job Rimming Shove the Tongue Smear the Tuna Snarf Suck Asshole Sugar Bowl Pie Take a Trip to the Moon Tell a French Joke Tongue-Fuck Toss a Salad Whitewash the Back 40 FELLATIO -- (Top) B.J. Blow Blow Job Blow the Whistle Bone-Lipper Chew It Cop a Doodle Cop a Stem Drop on It Eat Dick Fluting French Job French Way Get a Facial Give Face Give Head Give Pearls Gobble Gobble the Goop Go Down Go Down for a Whomp Go Down On Gum a Root Gunch Head Job Hum a Tune Hum Job Hummer Inhale the Oyster Knob Job Lay Some Lip Mouth Fuck Munch Open Wide for Chunky Pipe Job Piston Job Play a Tune Polish the Chrome Polish the Knob Serve Head Slob the Knob Smoke a Dick Smoke the White Owl Suck a Bondini Suck Dick Suck Off Suck the Sugar-Stick Sucky-Fucky Swallow a Sword Swing on It Tongue Job Worship At the Altar Wring It Dry CUNNILINGUS -- (Top) Barking At the Ape Bird-Washing Blow Job Box Lunch Canyon Yodeling Cuntino Filet with White Sauce Cunt Lapping Dive a Muff Eating At the "Y" Eating Pussy Eating Out Egg McMuff Face Job French Job French Tricks Furburger Give Face Give Head Go Down On Go South Go Under the House Hair Pie Head Job Larking Lickety Split Moustache Ride Muff Barking Muff Dive Mumbling in the Moss Pearl Diving Playing in the Sandbox Sea Food Dinner Shrimping Sit on One's Face Skull Fuck Skull Job Smokin' the Fur Sneeze in the Basket Sneeze in the Cabbage Talking To the Boat People Talking the Canoe Driver Telephone the Stomach Tongue-Fuck Tuna Taco Whistle in the Dark Whistling in the Weeds Yodeling in the Gully MUTUAL ORAL SEX -- (Top) Dinner Beneath the Bridge Double Header Flip Flop Head Over Heels in Love Loop-De-Loop Play Hoop Snake P's & Q's Sea Food Mutual Sixty-Nine GROUP SEX -- (Top) Bunch Punch Chain Jerk Choo-Choo Circle Jerk Club Sandwich Crew Screw Daisy Chain Everythingathon Fuckathon Gang Bang Gang Shag Group Grope Mazola Party Mob Job Mongolian Cluster Fuck Orgy Pull a Train Pull Party Ring Jerk Round Pound Swing Party Team Cream Three Way THE POSTERIOR--ALL PARTS -- (Top) Arse Ass Asshole Back End Back Door Back Door Trumpet Backside Behind Bim Blind Eye Blot Bogey Boody Nooty Bosco Boulevard Bottom Brown Bucket Brownie Bucket Bum Bung Hole Buns Butt Caboose Can Cheeks Chocolate Speedway Chuff Clunes Corybungus Culo Derriere Dirt Road Dot Double Juggs Duff Dummock Duster Fanny Farting Clapper Feak Fud Fudge Tunnel Gigi Grommet Hershey Highway Hearts Heinie Hind Hole Hunkers Kiester Khyber Pass Last Part Over the Fence Latter End Little Brown Eyeball Luds Moon Nates North Pole Orbs Poop Chute Port Hole Prats Pucker Hole Rear Rear End Rester Ring Rip Round Eye Rump Scut Seat Sewer Shit Chute Slats Tail Tan Track Toby Toches Tush Under Side Windmill Windward Passage EXCREMENT -- (Top) Alley Apple Baby Ruth Brown Round Ca-Ca Cack Cow Pucky Crap Dead Soldier Doo-Doo Dreck Dung Duty Hockey Horse Dumpling Jack Meadow Dressing Night Soil Plot Poop Poo-Poo Shit Turd Yackum DEFECATE -- (Top) Bury a Quaker Chuck a Turd Clart Dispatch One's Cargo Drop a Load Go Potty Grunt Lay Some Cable Make a Deposit Pinch a Loaf Poop Post a Letter Scumber Squat Take a Dump Take a Shit DEFECATION-RELATED Chuffnuts Clinkers Dingleberries Fartleberries Klingons Will-Knots FLATULENCE -- (Top) Back-Talk Blast Blow Off Blow the Horn Break Wind Breeze Bucksnort Burn Bad Powder Burnt Cheese Cabbage Fart Cheezer Chocolate Thunder Crepitate Cut One Drop a Rose Fart Fluff Gurk Hinder Blast Honk Lay a Fart Let Go Let One Make a Rude Noise Pass Air Pocket Thunder Poot Rouser Scotch Warming-Pan Shoot Rabbits Stinker Tail Shot Talk German Tee Off Wet One Whiffer Winder URINE -- (Top) Chamber Lye Cousin Sis Golden Shower Long Tea Mickey Bliss Number One Pee Pee-Pee Piss Sis Tail Juice Tail Water Tea Wee Wee-Wee Yellow Stream Zigg URINATE -- (Top) Bleed the Liver Burn the Grass Do Number One Drain Drain the Lizard Drain the Radiator Drain the Snake Drain the Suds Kill a Snake Kill a Tree Lag Lant Leak Let Fly Make Make Water Nature Stop Pass Water Pee Pee-Pee Pick a Daisy Piddle Piss Point Percy at the Porcelain Pump Ship Rack Off Run Off Shake a Sock Shake Hands with an Old Friend Shake the Dew off the Lily Slack Splash Spring a Leak Squeeze the Lemon Squirt Strain One's Taters Syphon the Python Take a Leak Take a Piss Take Your Snake for a Gallop Tinkle Toy-Toy Train Terrence on the Terra Cotta Visit Miss Murphy Void Water the Dragon Water the Horses Wee Wee-Wee Wet Whiz Wring Out a Kidney Wring the Dew off the Branch Wring Your Sock Out SMEGMA Cheese Duck Butter Gnat Bread TOILET -- (Top) Altar Room Bath Bathroom Biffy Bog Chamber of Commerce Closet of Decency Comfort Station Facilities Gentlemen's Room Gents' Room Indoor Plumbing Jake John Ladies' Room Lay Leakery Library Little Boy's Room Little Girl's Room Loo Marble Palace Men's Room Mrs. Jones's Place Old Soldiers' Home Pisser Plumbing Pot Powder Room Public Convenience Rest Room Sandbox Shit House Shitter Shot Tower Tearoom Twilight Used Beer Department Washroom Water Closet Where the Queen Goes on Foot Whiz Stand Wizzer Top