The Seamen Sexology
There's Seamen on the Poop-Deck!
My Coxswain Is Bigger Than Yours
Too Many Fingers in the Dyke
My Jewels Are Stuck in a Vice Admiral
You Are a Salty Seaman!
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Call: (512) 567-3414
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