Banned by the Texas Renaissance Festival for TEN YEARS
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In Book 1 of The Seamen Sexology, Rear Admiral François le Foutre is come upon by his arch-nemesis and part-time lover, Captain Cocksmith Standish. Cocksmith and his men come all over the Raging Queen, take all of François' seamen, and store them in the fo'c'sle with no hope of escape.
