Meat Canyon, aka PapaMeat, visited me at the Kansas City Renaissance Festival and he got taken in by François’ ... charm. Don’t worry PapaMeat, you are special. You are every bit as special as the other 50,000 people I’ve pitched, and I deeply appreciate that you caught what I pitched to you. 

Watch this hot and uplifting review of François' Raunchy Romp from the Winnipeg Fringe Festival.

The “most fearsome fruit in all of France,” François le Foutre, makes his fringe debut in this one-man adult comedy. Jam-packed with double entendres and sexual innuendo, the show brings audience members onstage to act out swashbuckling scenes.

But heavy reliance on audience participation can backfire, and with only 10 people at the afternoon matinee, the performance wrapped after just 35 minutes (billed as 60). Le Foutre explained the show changes each time, with rotating readings and excerpts shaped by the crowd’s energy.

The Texas-based performer’s physical storytelling — adapted from his self-published romance-adventure series The Seamen Sexology — may be better suited to busking at Renaissance street fairs, where he typically tours his act.

Still, this is the kind of show you might enjoy with a group of friends looking for easy laughs, raunchy antics or the chance to get humped on stage by a gay pirate.

— Jeffrey Vallis

Find the interview here.

I like my podcasts like I like my men ... Blacklisted.
Start listening at 31:20!

Watch François' codpiece get a mouthful of Dave from the Suit Up Podcast!

Cole Rush from The Quill to Live did me the honor of reviewing my book, and boy, it seemed like it provided quite a rush! 

Cole describes There's Seamen on the Poop-Deck! as "a genre defining literary benchmark," says it's definitely a book worth staying in bed for, and gives it 9 out of 10 inches. 

Read the review here.

François' antics usually take place in the back row, but this time The Front Row wanted to give us a shot! #giantgangbangofnerds

As a promo for Sound on Sound Fest, François joined the 2 Knights Show podcast. And it. Was. Fabulous. The first ten minutes are an excerpt from There's Seamen on the Poop-Deck!, and the interview begins after that. 

The folks at Boomstick Comics gave me some love at Wizard World Austin. There's no love quite like the love you get from your Boomstick.